I love this guy.

[theweaselking]

Do vaccines cause autism?

Our crack team of scienticians have investigated. Read on for the full report.

Q: Do vaccines cause autism?

A: No. Total crap. And while we’re at it, here are five more things that don’t cause autism:

1. Pirates

2. iPods

3. Television

4. Gnomes

5. Jesus

Comments

[soma77.livejournal.com]

Uhm, Gnomes do too. They are evil little, ankle biting beeps. :D

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

I have to agree with Soma. Really Weasel, you're a secret Gnome sympathiser aren't you?

[fengi.livejournal.com]

Hold on. If your pediatric hospital is infested with gnomes who consume acetylcholine, they bear a direct casual link to the manifestation of austic tendencies.

[cbpotts.livejournal.com]

I have to agree. There is a clear, well documented connection between chronic gnome exposure and autism.

[dreamshade.livejournal.com]

Through my own personal surveys, however, I believe there is a stronger correlation between autism and night elves.

[opaqueplanet.livejournal.com]

That is blatant racism. On behalf of gnomes, I beseech you to retract that or cite the source of your claims.

I play a gnome; the Aspie in our group never has. Furthermore, he was diagnosed BEFORE any of us started those characters. :P

[opaqueplanet.livejournal.com]

* diagnosed identified as having
damn my neurotypical rhetoric

sorry

[siouxsyn.livejournal.com]

I reckon diagnosing is how it starts. "What's wrong with this person, they don't play normal....Oh sorry mate, I didn't see that you are our EVOLUTIONARY SUPERIOR."

[hadesflower.livejournal.com]

whats funny was my first thought was also that gnomes cause autisum as well and yet three other people thought the same thing...

[thathatedguy.livejournal.com]

Notice that Mohammed is not on this list? Therefore, the spread of Islam is obviously connected to Autism and we need to go to war with more brown people.

[reyl.livejournal.com]

100% of autistic kids drank water!!! Water must cause autism! It's a conspiracy by the medical establishment!

[squizzlzilla.livejournal.com]

symptoms of dihydrogen monoxide exposure?

[elffin.livejournal.com]

It's EVERYWHERE!

[elffin.livejournal.com]

Filthy Gnomes. It makes sense. It's their revenge for centuries of humans portraying them wearing red dunce caps. And that Travelocity gnome - where do people travel most frequently to and from using Travelocity? PORTLAND! SILICON VALLEY! HOTSPOTS of AUTISM!

Gnomes, I tell ya what! Think About It!

[lurkerwithout.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad to see that so many others don't buy into the Gnomish Propaganda machine like TWK does. Beware the Gnomic menance! 1st your underpants and then your brain waves! Their evil knows no limits!

[ryusen.livejournal.com]

some might argue with #5... well maybe not autism but other forms of mental retardation...