Extreme Sports Of The Future!

[theweaselking]

Valkyrie Racing!


Equestrial Dirt Snorkling!


Bridge Unicycling! (formalwear Division)


Buffalo Triathalon! (bicycle leg not shown)

Comments

[ulitave.livejournal.com]

That same damn dream again.

[cavalorn.livejournal.com]

I am so borrowing that first one.

[bambamkam.livejournal.com]

that one valkarie is about to run into that pole!!
I desperately want to see the picture taken .9 seconds later!

[larabeaton.livejournal.com]

I just want to know why they're all wearing elbow and knee pads.

[jerril]

Because this is an EXTREEEEME sport! And that one valkarie totally is about to run into the pole. She'll be happy for her protective clothing then!

[alienor77310.livejournal.com]

*examines background of Valkyrie pic*
US ARMY
__CRUIT

Yeah, that's one way to pick'em.

[redtheda.livejournal.com]

Oh man.... I seriously want to know the story behind the bridge one. I just stared at it for several seconds going
"WUT???" It makes me dizzy just looking at it.

[thormation.livejournal.com]

Am I the only one completely horrified at the though of someone riding down a bumpy, cylindrical bridge cable, hundreds of feet in the air, with no life-line whatsoever?

To me, even the *thought* of that is utterly shudderific.

[a-pawson.livejournal.com]

Surely that one is photoshopped. There is traffic on the bridge.

[dscotton.livejournal.com]

It's definitely fake. Taking the angle of the shot into account, the guy's center of gravity clearly isn't over the cable. Plus I have the feeling I would have heard about someone trying to unicycle down the Golden Gate Bridge (and falling to his death) in the news.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Also? The bridge = FISH EYE LENS.
The cyclist = NORMAL LENS.

What kind of camera does fish-eye except for one specific foreground object that overlaps several otherwise fish-eye'd background objects?

If you said "one with a copy of photoshop software", you win a prize!

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

That's what makes it EXTREME!

(Note that everything in the picture *except* the cyclist is taken from a fisheye lens. The cyclist is not distorted - his photo was taken with a normal lens.)

[ladyfox7oaks.livejournal.com]

Can you imagine how annoyed the guys who Paint that bridge would be? Tire tracks all over their nice Golden Gate paint job?

[atlasimpure.livejournal.com]

Heh. my favorite part about the Bridge shot is that there's roughly...20(?) bunkers and gun emplacements in the background and you can't see a one.

[jirel.livejournal.com]

EWW, ewww! Not only is the rider going to hurt but the POOR HORSE! Minimum sprained neck. Ouch!