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Palm Frond Used As Weapon In 'Most Bizarre' Robbery

"(The plant) was sharp," said the clerk.

(This one is kind of a giveaway in Guess The State points.)

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[gilmoure.livejournal.com]

Remember, Fark has just two state codes: Florida and some other state.

Am so glad my time in Fla is up and I no longer have to live there. Still trying to wash the stupid off.

Worst Fla moment was when I drove home from college, got to my Mom's house, plopped down on the couch and turned on the tv, to catch early news (4PM). They were just reporting from the dog pound on a a large German Shepherd that was up for adoption. It had recently been rescued from a sex dungeon in Tampa, where guys would take their girl friends/wives and take pictures of dog and their women. Was now being featured as pet-of-the-week, trying to get it adopted. The news anchor at the pound, she reported that ...and the dog's really friendly.

OF COURSE IT'S FRIENDLY! IT'S USED TO HAVING SEX WITH WOMEN! IT'S PROBABLY EXPECTING SOMETHING MORE THAN AN EAR SCRATCH RIGHT ABOUT NOW! /Louis Black voice

This was the same year that PeeWee got busted and they caught some county sheriff helping his wife prostitute herself and then filming his wife from his bedroom closet, with the guys.

Man, what a messed up state.