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[theweaselking]

#1: Okay, so we're going to recreate the crufixtion!
#2: Great!
#1: But using rats!
#2: Uh, okay.
#1: And we're going to film it in X-ray!
#2: Now I think you're stretching it.

Comments

crucifixion? good.

[iblis-kukl.livejournal.com]

[hypatiasghost.livejournal.com]

I sad. :( I love rats.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

*blinku blinku*

You know, there's NOTHING out there, no matter how weird or insane, that someone won't do it.

[eididdy.livejournal.com]

I'm sure there's a joke in here involving the words "rats" "full of shit" and "again" but I'm just not up to thinking of it.

rats live on no evil star

[frith]

The crucifixion, they're doing it wrong! The nails are supposed to be hammered through the wrist, not bent over the fingers like some kind of lazy clasp.

dogma i am god

[iblis-kukl.livejournal.com]

My karma ran over your dogma

[frith]

Mel's cult-of-choice has it wrong too. They expect the crucified to remain aloft with nails through their palms rather than their wrists. 9_9

[marlo.livejournal.com]

poor little ratties!

[opaqueplanet.livejournal.com]

Damn heretical triclavian rat-crucifiers. Probably Catholics.

http://objectiveministries.org/pastorscorner/#06-19-2003