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[theweaselking]

A couple telephoned police in the middle of the night after finding a man in their basement covered head to toe in barbecue sauce.

"He told the officers that it was urban camouflage," said the homeowner.

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[harald387.livejournal.com]

Dammit! He was caught. They'll be able to counter the barbeque sauce now.

Time to switch to honey.

[jagash.livejournal.com]

Yet it wasn't in Florida.

[unnamed525.livejournal.com]

Nor Ohio. Strange that.

[jagash.livejournal.com]

Well, it wasn't Ohio style.

[glitteringlynx.livejournal.com]

The crazies are emigrating.

[silmaril.livejournal.com]

I... okay.

(I mean, what else can you say? Okay.)

By the way, what did you do to your journal title? "Cross of the Lamb of God with mentholated nails?" (Yes, I might have made up the translation of the latter part.)

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

"Agnus Dei" is Lamb of God.

"Crus de Agnus Dei con quilon menthae" is "Leg of Lamb of God, with mint sauce".

[silmaril.livejournal.com]

Well, I was close with the mint.

[marlo.livejournal.com]

That is awesome.

[thette.livejournal.com]

To this? I quote azurelunatic, who said OMGWTFBBQSAUCE?

[iblis-kukl.livejournal.com]