St Augustine never had it this good.

[theweaselking]

As to the method with which witches write Harry Potter fan fiction, six points are to be noted. First, as to the Fanfic Devil and how he takes incarnate form in the story. Second, as to the act, whether it is constant in history. Third, to the time and place, whether one forum or another is more favourable for this practice. Fourth, whether the Fanfic Devil's presence is obvious to the reader. Fifth, whether women can write Harry Potter fan fiction if they were not offered to the Fanfic Devil at birth by midwives. Sixth, whether the actual venereal pleasure is greater or less for erotic fan fiction when written regarding Harry Potter than for erotic fan fiction dedicated to holy works.