Guess The State!

[theweaselking]

Just in case you were one of the people who mistook Catholics for sane people.

That's right, crackers are murder. Saying "Corpus Christi, You Make Goooood Cookies" means that you really need to die.

Note where Faux Noose puts their emphasis - they include a note at the bottom telling you how you, too, can help to make this student's life difficult because you're also a clueless illiterate batshit cannibal-wannabe.

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Comments

[scifantasy.livejournal.com]

“However, if anything were to qualify as a hate crime, to us this seems like this might be it.”

I didn't know petty theft (and that's a longshot) could be a hate crime.

I mean, you have to have a crime first.

[mhoye.livejournal.com]

See also.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

They invited him up and gave it to him. That's pretty much the *opposite* of theft.

[scifantasy.livejournal.com]

Hm. Good point.

[rimrunner.livejournal.com]

Hee. That reminds me of those calculations that if you put all the claimed shards of the True Cross together, you'd have enough wood for a good-sized grove. Not to mention that there seem to be enough pieces of the Shroud of Turin to stock a...well, shroud store, if there was such a thing.

[gardenfey.livejournal.com]

I hope you don't intend to say "all Catholics", lest you forget that there are reasonable ones out there.

[stormfeather.livejournal.com]

Damnit, now I wanna create a new store, the Shroud Shack!

[icedrake.livejournal.com]

Okay, aside from the fact that this is going to draw all the batshit-insane out of the woodwork, I've been meaning to ask: Why do you pay so much attention specifically to Florida and Ohio? It's not like a number of other states *cough*Alabama*cough* don't provide enough fuel for the fire.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

It's not that I go looking for them. It's that Florida and Ohio pull out a *special* amount of *the really special* stupid.

Seriously. More EXTRA-crazy stuff comes out of those two states than every other state, province, or insignificant European nation combined.

[icedrake.livejournal.com]

I could argue the point, but
a) That would necessitate far too much translation work, and
b) Talk about pyrrhic victory.

[lurkerwithout.livejournal.com]

Florida + Gun owner = Fun?

[lafinjack.livejournal.com]

Right next to Spatula City, I'm sure.

[lafinjack.livejournal.com]

[atlasimpure.livejournal.com]

I don't know, some of the reactions are over the line but the guy did purposefully and intentionally mess with someone else's sacred cow...what do you expect?

[atlasimpure.livejournal.com]

Actually, in Catholicism, the Eucharist is Christ's actual flesh.

No panty-waist "symbolic cannibalism" for the "True Church".

MAN MEAT IS MY RELIGION!

[zibacco.livejournal.com]

Well I for one sympathize with the Catholics. I mean if heathens are allowed to just run around wild stealing holy crackers, then no one's sacred baked goods will be safe. I say stone the bastard!

[athelind.livejournal.com]

YEAH! It's all his fault for NOT EATING THE COOKIE.

[peristaltor.livejournal.com]

Sounds like someone enjoyed too much of Christ's blood at mass.

[atlasimpure.livejournal.com]

Except, it's NOT a cookie(bread wafer) to them, it's THE most sacred part of their religious ceremony.

[utmoonbog.livejournal.com]

Reasonable Christianity?

http://www.brendancalling.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/christianity.JPG

[soappuppy.livejournal.com]

Don't they sell Eucharist crackers in bulk at Catholic shops?

Indeed they do! (http://www.echurchdepot.com/index.php?cPath=500_689_692)

(I know, those don't have the priestly blessing thing on em...but still...holy shit, guys!)

[harald387.livejournal.com]

The priestly blessing really is what makes the difference; it's just a wafer until that happens. Not that I'm agreeing with the Catholics on this, but that's what's sparking the outrage.

[harald387.livejournal.com]

You must be new to theweaselking's journal.

Here, have some Kalifornya Krazyness:

[jsbowden.livejournal.com]

http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/state/20080708-0903-ca-odd-mouseshooting.html#

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

That's a tragic accident, but not a really special kind of stupid crazy.