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Date: 2008-07-15 02:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reyl.livejournal.com
‘complete transaction of the neck’

Exactly what transactions can a neck complete? None, if the head is detached.

TRANSECTION.

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Date: 2008-07-15 07:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] botia.livejournal.com
THANK YOU.

Although, it did make for some amusement...

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Date: 2008-07-15 03:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ed-dirt.livejournal.com
Sounds more to me like a homicide.

You'd have to have the saw revved up pretty goddamn fast and come in at your neck at the right angle with a lot of force in order to completely sever your own head. I don't think it's likely the guy did it to himself.

Like my Dad always told me if you suspect foul play..."Look for a motive."

I wonder who might have benefited from the dude's death.

hmmm.

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Date: 2008-07-15 04:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cavalorn.livejournal.com
Here's how he supposedly did it.

'Police sources have revealed that David Phyall switched on the saw, and put a timer on the socket.

He even had a cocktail of pills to knock himself out, and then rested the saw on his neck.

When the timer went off, the saw sliced through his neck in an instant.'

... so it was an electric chainsaw?

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Date: 2008-07-15 04:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] a-pawson.livejournal.com
That wouldn't work. You can get electric chainsaws so it's not for that reason. But a chainsaw needs a fair bit of force applied to cut through something substancial. I really doubt the weight of the chainsaw would be enough. Enough to slice open his jugular and bleed to death - yes, but not enough to decapitate him.

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Date: 2008-07-15 06:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glitteringlynx.livejournal.com
He should've just lied on the ground in front of the bulldozers.

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Date: 2008-07-15 09:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] falconwarrior.livejournal.com
Nah, eventually an old friend would've distracted him with news of the impending demolition of the Earth.

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Date: 2008-07-15 11:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glitteringlynx.livejournal.com
True. That wouldn't work so well for the rest of us, would it. ;)

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Date: 2008-07-15 11:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] harald387.livejournal.com
Goddammit, I was coming in her to make THAT SAME JOKE.

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