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Dec. 20th, 2004 01:00 pmJohn Kerry proven to be psychic.
Alternate explanation, that perhaps he's just not an idiot, discounted by neoconservative pundits. Says a White House representative, "There is no way he could possibly have predicted this, based only on such untrustworthy and unscientific theories as 'evidence' and 'what happened last time'. He must be in league with Satan! God has told us so. You're not trying to contradict God, are you? Security! Have this traitor shot!"
Alternate explanation, that perhaps he's just not an idiot, discounted by neoconservative pundits. Says a White House representative, "There is no way he could possibly have predicted this, based only on such untrustworthy and unscientific theories as 'evidence' and 'what happened last time'. He must be in league with Satan! God has told us so. You're not trying to contradict God, are you? Security! Have this traitor shot!"