Guess the State!

[theweaselking]

Cop fired for threatening a Starbucks: Either he gets free coffee, or they get a much slower reponse time to police calls.

Comments

[burket.livejournal.com]

i was going to go with Delaware. but Fl was my second guess.

[jsbowden.livejournal.com]

DE is not a valid choice. Guess the State is always OH or FL.

[burket.livejournal.com]

no, De is an up and commer for the "fucktardiest" state out there. granted it's only in the AAA league. but it's got potential.

further. Ohio isn't really a state, it's an accident. or an archaic group of waterheads.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

What Jamie said. Ohio or Florida, always.

[burket.livejournal.com]

i think your forgetting New Jersey.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

No. New Jersey's insanity is weak and inferior.

[burket.livejournal.com]

clearly you've never been there.

and for that, be thankful.

[elffin.livejournal.com]

NJ is not /insane/, NJ is hyperadrenalic and egocentric, with a side-order of affirmations and bloody-mindedness.

[thette.livejournal.com]

People really seem to have a hard time grasping that concept.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Hells I was going to say Florida, but while I expected a cop to be that dumb, I'm surprised at the sensible superiors sacking him for it

6 times a night? An hour each? He drank coffee for 6 hours a night? Damn, imagine those jitters with someone holding a gun!


Naturally it wasn't Washington. The words "free coffee" were heard and the powers that be attacked with the full force of starbucks :P.

[icedrake.livejournal.com]

So, if it's a standard 12-hour shift, that means he was spending up to half of it in the coffee shop. (Or as little as an hour and, say, ten minutes. "Up to" is such a wonderful, meaningless term)

I did call it on the state though.