Heat loss over the length of the wire would be too great. I'd suggest that there's a resistor in the probe and that the bulb and the probe are connected to the same switch. The light would merely indicate that the current is flowing and the probe is gently roasting the True Male Brain.
I dunno, I'm making associations with medical vibrators, for the cure of female hysteria through the genital induction of hysterical paroxism (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_hysteria).
If an artificial (warm) finger up the jacksie does that sort of thing for you, of course.
Isn't the usual cure for hysteria a slap in the face, or maybe some cold water? I mean, I know the idea is to shock them into some sense, and unexpectedly inserted dildos would indeed fulfill that function, but...
I found the following particularly amusing: '...such cases were quite profitable for physicians, since the patients were at no risk of death but needed constant treatment. The only problem was that physicians did not enjoy the tedious task of vaginal massage (generally referred to as 'pelvic massage'): The technique was difficult for a physician to master and could take hours to achieve "hysterical paroxysm".'
I gotta tell you, that sounds absolutely delightful. It's just a few degrees hotter than body temp, so it seems like it would be basically just a whole bunch of fun.
I mean, unless my prostate has somehow become mounted externally, I really don't think there will be a freezing problem. Or if there is, I think I'll be worrying about some other internal bit first. Just sayin'.
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Date: 2008-07-23 10:28 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-07-23 10:54 pm (UTC)Mildly glad to know we ladies weren't alone in the bizarrely sexual medical device movement.
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Date: 2008-07-23 11:02 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-07-23 11:06 pm (UTC)I don't know. I didn't invent it, and my abdominal brain quivers in fear at the idea of trying it out in person.
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Date: 2008-07-23 11:17 pm (UTC)You give me fever
Date: 2008-07-24 02:13 am (UTC)Re: You give me fever
Date: 2008-07-24 02:55 am (UTC)Re: You give me fever
Date: 2008-07-24 06:15 am (UTC)If an artificial (warm) finger up the jacksie does that sort of thing for you, of course.
Re: You give me fever
Date: 2008-08-15 04:49 pm (UTC)I found the following particularly amusing:
'...such cases were quite profitable for physicians, since the patients were at no risk of death but needed constant treatment. The only problem was that physicians did not enjoy the tedious task of vaginal massage (generally referred to as 'pelvic massage'): The technique was difficult for a physician to master and could take hours to achieve "hysterical paroxysm".'
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Date: 2008-07-24 02:59 am (UTC)As long as it doesn't short out!
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