I like how the author unblinkingly swallows the entire conspiracy theory, takes a swipe at evolution in passing, and then settles in to his real subject. That's a special kind of talent right there.
Perhaps intelligent life from other worlds will not contact us as a whole because of these very bozos... Can't say as I blame 'em. One quick skim of the 700 Club, and the conclusion that Earthers need to be quarrantined is pretty much foregone.
Fundamentalists (any kind) simply assume that [pick your sacred book] is forever true, and anything/anyone that offers proof otherwise is spawned by Satan (or some other evil person), and is therefore false.
Dunno about space aliens existing or not, but if a real flying saucer landed at Bob Jones University and a LGM came out to talk to Bob Jones, that would simply be a Satanic temptation.
Aaaaaah! The bald assertion of the existence of aliens being made public knowledge after a 60 year cover up, this being made public knowledge having escaped me entirely notwithstanding, is making me question my faith in the invisible great big guy in the sky! My faaaaaaaaaaaith! Mommy! Make the bad astronaut go away!
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Date: 2008-07-25 11:31 pm (UTC)Nope, no evidence for evolution. Not one iota. Tell the Smithsonian to throw out all those bones. They must be a hoax by Satan!
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Date: 2008-07-25 11:51 pm (UTC)Dunno about space aliens existing or not, but if a real flying saucer landed at Bob Jones University and a LGM came out to talk to Bob Jones, that would simply be a Satanic temptation.
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Date: 2008-07-26 12:05 pm (UTC)And by the way, some would say that you're sent by Satan to test the patience of true Christians with fellow Christians. If so, you're good at it.
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Date: 2008-07-26 05:20 pm (UTC)Bob Jones University. Says it all right there.
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Date: 2008-07-27 06:00 am (UTC)Police have arrested an 18-year-old man accused of stealing at least three county buses and driving them on their routes.
He dressed as a bus driver, and returned the buses at the end of the day.