Hippies.

[theweaselking]

A "cosmic bakery" is fighting plans for a phone mast because it claims radio waves will ruin its "cosmic bread".

Artisan Bread say emissions from the antenna will disrupt "subtle forces" which help to make the loaves.

The bakery plots planetary movements and uses a special calendar to work out the best time to make the bread.

Bakery owner Ingrid Greenfield, who supplies exclusive shops including Harvey Nichols, said: "It does sound wacky but as you work with it, and you see what it does to people, obviously it works. "If you grow things and sow things on the right days, plants are strong and resistant to disease."

She said the installation of the mast in a position so close to the bakery would "destroy the vitality" of her product, preventing her from working with "subtle, cosmic forces".

Comments

[publius1.livejournal.com]

I hear sugar has amazing, if palliative, properties as well.

[publius1.livejournal.com]

"This bread has way too many cosmic rays! What's the problem?!"

[silmaril.livejournal.com]

I believe this is a case where "slowly back away from the crazeee" is an applicable phrase.

Am not up to speed on what frequencies cosmic rays are at. Must ask Breno. Then maybe can offer the lady a band-pass filter that'll filter out phone line emissions. Or hit her over the head with a basic electromagnetics text. Or something.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

But then that would filter out the cosmic rays that she WANTS.

The cosmic rays MUST arrive on the same badwidth as cell signals. Why else would she HEAR the aliens TALKING to her?