You know you want me.

[theweaselking]

Comments

[anivair.livejournal.com]

"I'm about to teach you how to toss a salad ... or I could teach you what it feels like to be a gazelle."

[whitedove1.livejournal.com]

The "king" isn't looking very royal in the twigs-n-berries division.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Mammals, specifically primates, have gargantuan penii compared to body size. It makes photos like this misleading!

(Also: Possibly a grower, not a shower)

[corruptedjasper.livejournal.com]

Primates, yes, but mammals isn't a very useful distinction between us and lions.

[endotoxin.livejournal.com]

[eris-esoteric.livejournal.com]

YEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!