I can just imagine the special joy that Mr. Splitcock has when trying to get dates.
"Yes, well, penetration will be very slow and deliberate, paced so that I won't tear my cock in half. I can last forever, though...mostly because of the pain. It's great, though, 'cause you can suck me off and when I pull out I'll totally miss your face because I'll be shooting PAST your face on BOTH sides! No, come back! Wait until you hear how many ball bearings I have in my nutsack!"
I think "into centaur's[sic]? Wanna be one?" and the phrase "Alpha horse" pretty much forbid us from putting this group anywhere except "furry". You could maybe argue "otherkin", but the OED defines "otherkin" as "a pejorative term used by furries to describe other furries they're ashamed of."
Otherkin think furries are too lightweight. Furries just like the concept; Otherkin swear they *are* a twinkly nine-foot-dicked dragon mage. You just can't see it because you're a mundane.
However, these guys look more closely linked to Faire than anything else. Kinda like the zebra-striped elves from twelve years ago.
Otherkin think furries are too lightweight. Furries just like the concept; Otherkin swear they *are* a twinkly nine-foot-dicked dragon mage. You just can't see it because you're a mundane.
There is a very simple solution to that. Just ask them run circles on a busy freeway. Since all those cars with their mundane drivers are surely no match for his armored scales.
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Date: 2008-10-01 08:45 pm (UTC)Into Centaur's what?
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Date: 2008-10-01 09:03 pm (UTC)Also, "Justice Alliance".
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Date: 2008-10-01 09:30 pm (UTC)Say, Republicans who have sex.
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Date: 2008-10-01 09:43 pm (UTC)Because I will. And I don't want to.
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Date: 2008-10-01 11:35 pm (UTC)#2: The Japanese keep hitting the bottom rung, but, unlike the furries, they're not actively *trying* to do it.
The problem with your challenge is that, no matter what you come up with, I can top it *by adding furries*.
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Date: 2008-10-02 01:50 am (UTC)I guess that if it ain't little kids or somebody who doesn't want you to do it, I don't give a fuck what people rub their fuckbits on, y'know?
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Date: 2008-10-02 11:37 am (UTC)And, at the same time, there's something consistently and *gloriously* absurd about furries, when they advertise.
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Date: 2008-10-02 01:09 pm (UTC)I can just imagine the special joy that Mr. Splitcock has when trying to get dates.
"Yes, well, penetration will be very slow and deliberate, paced so that I won't tear my cock in half. I can last forever, though...mostly because of the pain. It's great, though, 'cause you can suck me off and when I pull out I'll totally miss your face because I'll be shooting PAST your face on BOTH sides! No, come back! Wait until you hear how many ball bearings I have in my nutsack!"
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Date: 2008-10-02 01:11 am (UTC)However, these guys look more closely linked to Faire than anything else. Kinda like the zebra-striped elves from twelve years ago.
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Date: 2008-10-02 07:04 am (UTC)There is a very simple solution to that. Just ask them run circles on a busy freeway. Since all those cars with their mundane drivers are surely no match for his armored scales.
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Date: 2008-10-04 10:45 pm (UTC)