Sad thing is, they're serious.

[theweaselking]

Comments

[unnamed525.livejournal.com]

How do you get to be an EX-vampire?

[kierthos.livejournal.com]

I believe this operates on the principle of "A fool and his money are soon parted."

[nihil-duce.livejournal.com]

"Serious" and "kooky" are not mutually exclusive.

[kierthos.livejournal.com]

Well, there's the classic way, where a chap by the name of Van Helsing comes along and kills you, or there's the modern way, where a chap by the name of Blade comes along and kills you.

I have no idea how you get an ex-vampire who can still talk to people afterwards, although since they reference the Illuminati, Freemasonry, and so forth, they're probably open to using seances and talking to the dead.

[anivair.livejournal.com]

Maybe you pray and god gives you back your pulse, ust like he can give you back your virginity.

[cbpotts.livejournal.com]

Well, you have to not have sex for seven years to regain your virginity. So if you don't drink blood for seven years, do you then become mortal again?

*Of course, I'd be the evil prankster vampire, waiting six years and 363 days as someone strives toward regaining their soul and then spiking their coffee with some high test o positive, but that's probably taking the concept too far...*

[kadath.livejournal.com]

I MUST HAVE THIS, but only if I can get it off a torrent.

[silmaril.livejournal.com]

There's also the Discworld way, where you take a pledge.

...although they still call themselves vampires, so maybe that does not count.

[anivair.livejournal.com]

srsly? you have to go 7 years? I suppose I have less of an issue if that's true. if I went 7 years, I might start to think i was a virgin again, too.

[falconwarrior.livejournal.com]

http://www.uesp.net/morrow/quest/mw_qvampire.shtml#vampirecure

[skington.livejournal.com]

According to Near Dark (http://www.johnheronproject.com/wp/?p=806), via a total blood transfusion.

[stormfeather.livejournal.com]

...Count? Pun intended? :p

[lurkerwithout.livejournal.com]

From cows of course...

[cbpotts.livejournal.com]

That's my understanding, anyway. I've never put it to the test *grin*

[ryusen.livejournal.com]

I wonder how long before they are sued by Anne Rice?

[dreamshade.livejournal.com]

One! One less vampire! Mua ah ah ah!

[pope-guilty.livejournal.com]

We do not speak of the ending to Near Dark.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

you wear pink, wash off the eye liner and actually come our during the day occasionally and stop writing gods-awful poetry

[faeriemuriel.livejournal.com]

I was interested in a morbid manner (ha!) until I saw "Nine hours long!" as if it's a selling point.

[medusasowl.livejournal.com]

http://vodpod.com/watch/195094-bill-schnoebelen-interview-with-an-exvampire-a-true-story-part-1

I watched a few minutes of it and... I cannot fathom how they stretch this out to 9 hours. Also surprising: they open with old horror puzzle game music and a prayer.