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Skinheads are really, really, really stupid.

I mean, hell, that plan is like the worst plan *ever* in terms of accomplishing your goals. Even the bloody skinheads on The West Wing, who attacked *the President* when they really wanted to kill *his daughter and his aide*, had a better plan than this.

PS: Obama assassination attempt count, up to 5.

Duh.

Date: 2008-10-27 10:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitterfun.livejournal.com
Well they couldn't just copy them. It's one thing to attempt to murder a presidential candidate, it's a whole other thing to get into an intellectual property infringement battle with Hollywood. Even skinheads aren't that stupid.

Re: Duh.

Date: 2008-10-27 10:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silmaril.livejournal.com
*teanose*

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Date: 2008-10-27 10:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kadath.livejournal.com
"Dumber than the guys in Boondock Saints" is a really high bar, goddamn.

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Date: 2008-10-29 04:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lafinjack.livejournal.com
I can't remember if Snatch or LS&2SB had the dumber criminals, and I remember those better than I do Boondock Saints.

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Date: 2008-10-27 10:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rimrunner.livejournal.com
I'll take "Desperately wish to martyr themselves for the White Power movement" for $200, Alex.

Consider this a sign of progress...

Date: 2008-10-27 10:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ninjaguydan.livejournal.com
The nazis of today are nothing like their founders...I mean the old guard were college educated, organized, fanatical and extremely devious...these guys are just a bunch of white boys who got beat up by one too many black kids..

From: [identity profile] eclectic-soul.livejournal.com
An Obama bullet is going to cost you the world as we know it. Black folks you didn’t think were dangerous will suddenly become rabid. It’ll be the old days again but this time you won’t be able to keep us out of anywhere because it’s all desegregated anyway.And if we organize the gangs? Forget about it. Hell, I think Sharpton might even throat punch somebody on his way to the gun shop.

Understand that this is not the Great Race War you’ve been dreaming about; this is the complete and utter disintegration of society not on a physical level, but a philosophical level.Your plan will completely backfire.

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regular cats will go from "mild" to militant in 2.1 seconds...
and the militants ones will go bugfuck nuts...
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com
And?

I has me some ign'ant white people!

(I'm also white. Male. Of Scots/English descent. And I own guns and will kill me som ign'ant white people ANYWAY.)

Great!:

Date: 2008-10-27 11:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bodandra.livejournal.com
Yay, you two.

I'm just a white-bread woman; but I can shoot ign'rent idiot boys like that, too.

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Date: 2008-10-29 04:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lafinjack.livejournal.com
Which (working) guns? Do you shoot them, or just look at/masturbate to them?

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Date: 2008-10-29 10:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com
A .38 rifle I use for target shooting about once a year[1] (and I'm still pretty damn good with it) and a 12-ga shotgun that's in theory for hunting but that has never actually been used that way despite a couple of my clients wanting me to go out with them every year.

I'm not a gun nut, and I'm obviously not an avid hunter, but I *do* know how to use 'em.

[1]: On average. It's been a few years.
From: [identity profile] eclectic-soul.livejournal.com
lol you should see the whole post...it's brilliant.....
From: [identity profile] jagash.livejournal.com
Note to self, in the case of the collapse of civilization I ought to bring you much beer and spare ammo.
From: [identity profile] chrisrw109.livejournal.com
Yeah... I was discussing this with my boss today.

There are several problems:
1) Obama gets elected... and the radical racist rabid fringe of the pubs go absolutely batshit crazy
2) Obama, leading by 15 in some polls.. loses with widespread rumors of cheating... and my brothers and sisters lose their shit in the belief (possibly rightfully) that the election was stolen.
3) Obama wins, and gets assassinated. Take the Rodney King riot, increase it by 3 orders of magnitude, square it and spread it to most of the major metropolitan areas.

I'm not 100% certain that there's any coming back from any of that.

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Date: 2008-10-28 03:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skington.livejournal.com
I particularly liked their idea that they'd kill a whole bunch of people across many states (and would manage to decapitate a carefully-chosen number of them, which is harder than it sounds unless you have a chainsaw or a hand-held guillotine), and would then, dressed in white tuxedos, have a fair shot at assassinating a major party candidate for President.

Because the Secret Service, facing a couple of white guys on a murder rampage across many states, would hear reports of them coming close and confidently say to the black Presidential candidates "We're pretty sure they're after someone else. You just sit here and relax."

I mean, if you want to kill some guy, and you're pretty sure that you might not succeed but what the hell, why not start with trying to kill him, rather than killing a bunch of other people first to tip your intended target off?

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Date: 2008-10-28 04:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tjackson.livejournal.com
when were these other 5 attempts?

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Date: 2008-10-28 06:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] catsidhe.livejournal.com
I only know of this one. (http://www.theage.com.au/world/plot-to-kill-obama-20080826-42l8.html)

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Date: 2008-10-28 08:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com
These 2 guys, and I thought the previous plot linked by catsidhe had *3* participants, not 4.

So that makes it 6!

(I'm counting would-be murderers, not separate plotting groups)

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Date: 2008-10-28 05:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scixual.livejournal.com
Is it petty to note that the AP photo of one of the guys shows a pasty-white girly-man, scrawny except for his jackin' arm?

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Date: 2008-10-29 04:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lafinjack.livejournal.com
I thought he was wearing enough eyeshadow to stun a yak until the larger version showed that he's wearing hipster glasses.

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Date: 2008-10-28 05:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scixual.livejournal.com
Also: he can't be assassinated, it's not a year ending in zero.

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Date: 2008-10-28 08:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_jeremiad/
Hey, one of those guys has a swastika tattoo on his arm!

He must be a hippie in disguise...

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Date: 2008-10-28 11:06 pm (UTC)

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