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[theweaselking]

If you have been propping up a life-sized muppet doll in the driver's-side seat before speeding past traffic cameras, repeatedly, the Politzei would like to speak to you.

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[kierthos.livejournal.com]

Thanks. I needed that.

[elffin.livejournal.com]

It's a for-English-built vehicle on a German road, where the traffic camera presumes the driver's side is the same as the American side - the left side.

the muppet is actually in the passenger seat.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

I know. And, in Germany, that's still "driver's side" even though the driver is on the passenger side.

And it's still *awesome*.

[mrbankies.livejournal.com]

Indeed it is.

[elffin.livejournal.com]

It truly is awesome.

The PR talking heads are all parroting "Well, he's driving dangerously, and he needs to be caught, and blah blah blah for great justice blah."

And all I can think is "AN-I-MAL DRIVE AU-DI! AN-I-MAL DRIVE AU-DI! AN-I-MAL DRIVE AU-DI! BANGBANGBANGBOOM"

[anton-p-nym.livejournal.com]

"TUR-BO-DRIVE! TUR-BO-DRIVE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" *flails arms and mashes down on accelerator* (cue Sammy Hagar)

-- Steve'd find it hard to drive 55 on an autobahn.

[dreamshade.livejournal.com]

"AAAAA-TOOOOOO-BAHHHHHHHNNN!!!" "AAAAAAA-TOOOOOOO-BAHHHHHHHHHHNNN!!!"

...wait, crap, now that's making me think of Animal playing drums for Kraftwerk.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_jeremiad/]

That makes me grin. Hard.

[atlasimpure.livejournal.com]

Massive win.