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Date: 2008-11-04 02:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crazy-alexy.livejournal.com
>.> Crap, why can't I live in New York?

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Date: 2008-11-04 02:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com
Or Seattle.

Call them, maybe they'll ship one with the rest of your order if you're polite.

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Date: 2008-11-04 05:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rimrunner.livejournal.com
They have astoundingly good customer service. They might just do it.

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Date: 2008-11-04 02:27 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] ronebofh.livejournal.com
Provided you don't live in a state where sex toys are illegal, such as TX or AL...

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Date: 2008-11-04 02:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com
They will give you a free sex toy regardless. Taking it home is *your* problem.

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Date: 2008-11-04 04:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silvergwyn.livejournal.com
Wait. Sex toys are illegal in TX?? Wow. No one told me that....

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Date: 2008-11-04 04:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kierthos.livejournal.com
They were illegal. They recently became legal.

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Date: 2008-11-04 10:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silvergwyn.livejournal.com
Then how have they gotten away with the huge sex shops for so long?

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Date: 2008-11-04 12:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kierthos.livejournal.com
I don't know. I don't live in Texas. You'd have to ask someone like [livejournal.com profile] flemco about that. For all I know, they used the "educational" loophole.

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Date: 2008-11-04 04:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] geminiknight.livejournal.com
Hey, we can still have them in AL if they are for medicinal, educational, or law enforcement purposes! That's how the local toy store gets away with it, you have to sign a waiver stating that.

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Date: 2008-11-04 12:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pvck.livejournal.com
*imagines using a dildo for law enforcement purposes*

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Date: 2008-11-04 03:19 pm (UTC)
jerril: A cartoon head with caucasian skin, brown hair, and glasses. (Default)
From: [personal profile] jerril
This is something I'm sort of boggling about myself, yes.

Although I'm reminded of the gamingnerd anecdote of almost mythic proportions which involves a tired, naked, angry, hungover gamer chasing evangelists down the road wielding a giant purple dildo that had been stored in the umbrella stand.

And then I giggle.

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Date: 2008-11-04 03:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pvck.livejournal.com
I'm pretty sure that was my ex-girlfriend.

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Date: 2008-11-04 05:59 pm (UTC)
jerril: A cartoon head with caucasian skin, brown hair, and glasses. (Default)
From: [personal profile] jerril
... unless your ex-girlfriend has a beard that would make a Viking proud, she's not the protagonist of the first version of this anecdote I heard.

Not that this would be WRONG or anything... but pix or it didn't happen :D

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Date: 2008-11-04 03:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chrisrw109.livejournal.com
Heh. I actually know a gamingnerd who poses a giant purple dildo for entertainment (non-sexual) value. But she's unlikely to chase anyone down the road with it nekkid...

... though I'd watch if she did. :)

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Date: 2008-11-04 06:00 pm (UTC)
jerril: A cartoon head with caucasian skin, brown hair, and glasses. (Default)
From: [personal profile] jerril
It looks like I've stumbled into a circle of people who are not familiar with this story! I'll see if I can find a link. The writeup is hysterical.

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Date: 2008-11-04 06:01 pm (UTC)
jerril: A cartoon head with caucasian skin, brown hair, and glasses. (Default)
From: [personal profile] jerril
*stops JUST before searching*

I better do this from home. This would be hard to explain to my boss.

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Date: 2008-11-04 03:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] geminiknight.livejournal.com
I have no idea..but it's on there! I got a giggle, that's for sure.

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