A PSA.

[theweaselking]

There are many places you should not put your penis. This is one of them.

Comments

[jerril]

Quotable: "Authorities said the pipe was apparently an erotic aid, but did not elaborate."

[maskedretriever.livejournal.com]

Let this be a lesson: you MEASURE before you get a cockring. MEASURE!

Honestly some people.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Or, hey, wacky thought, DON'T MAKE IT OUT OF 2CM OF STAINLESS STEEL.

[stormfeather.livejournal.com]

What... in a pipe, or near an electric saw?

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

"Any inflexible opening smaller than your penis" would be a good ground rule, but, in this case, "in a 2cm thick steel pipe that is smaller than your penis".

Good news!

[lafinjack.livejournal.com]

The guy who was caught sexing up his picnic table is out on bail.

[botia.livejournal.com]

And I love that they used a "wizzer saw" to remove it!