Before I can give you a quote, I'm going to have to clarify the statement of work you've provided. How complete does this destruction need to be? What's the largest remaining Moon fragment that's acceptable? Also, does this destruction need to be accomplished with existing technology?
Conditions of destruction: As long as A) it will not reform into a spheroid, ever (since We plan to live forever) and B) The destruction does not inherently render the earth temporarily or absolutely inhospitable to human life We will consider it destroyed.
Existing technology: No, but Our displeasure is great and We would like it destroyed sooner rather than later. Therefore: if future tech is required, so be it, but get me the lowest future-tech solution!
Also: Resources include everything We, as your global emperor, can provide. Unfortunately, this limits you to a mere single planet with a largely monkeylike population.
We are not certain that even your minor emperor (who is nothing compared to Our glory, and subject to Us regardless) has the capability to remove the infernal glowing thing.
We suspect that the addition of 7.3 × 10^22 kg of mass in Washington, D.C. would have much larger effects than merely destroying the moon - such as, crushing your minor emperor "Obama" and indeed, most of his entire country, to paste, before destabilising the earth as it collapses.
We consider this plan highly suspect without more details.
Step 1: Colonize the moon. Step 2: Initiate highly volatile high energy physics and/or fusion experiments. Step 3: Wait for a monkey to screw something up and destroy the moon. If step 3 fails, step 4 will be to use the new power source to tunnel to the core of them moon and place appropriate charges.
The Death Star Solution, while effective, both requires many millennia of technological development, vast resource expenditure to produce the weapon itself for it's single use, and may result in severe Earth damage if the fragments shatter the way Alderaan did.
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Date: 2008-11-11 02:17 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2008-11-11 02:22 pm (UTC)ha!
Date: 2008-11-11 02:25 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-11-11 02:25 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-11-11 02:27 pm (UTC)As long as
A) it will not reform into a spheroid, ever (since We plan to live forever)
and
B) The destruction does not inherently render the earth temporarily or absolutely inhospitable to human life
We will consider it destroyed.
Existing technology: No, but Our displeasure is great and We would like it destroyed sooner rather than later. Therefore: if future tech is required, so be it, but get me the lowest future-tech solution!
Also: Resources include everything We, as your global emperor, can provide. Unfortunately, this limits you to a mere single planet with a largely monkeylike population.
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Date: 2008-11-11 02:28 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-11-11 02:28 pm (UTC)Re: ha!
Date: 2008-11-11 02:28 pm (UTC)But even so. Explain to Us how he will do so!
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Date: 2008-11-11 02:35 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-11-11 02:36 pm (UTC)We will not commit Our vast resources without a plan that We can understand!
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Date: 2008-11-11 02:38 pm (UTC)AND OPERATIONAL BATTLE STATION
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Date: 2008-11-11 02:38 pm (UTC)We consider this plan highly suspect without more details.
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Date: 2008-11-11 02:39 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-11-11 02:39 pm (UTC)Are you sure you wish to do this?
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Date: 2008-11-11 02:43 pm (UTC)Step 2: Initiate highly volatile high energy physics and/or fusion experiments.
Step 3: Wait for a monkey to screw something up and destroy the moon.
If step 3 fails, step 4 will be to use the new power source to tunnel to the core of them moon and place appropriate charges.
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Date: 2008-11-11 02:45 pm (UTC)Save the Moon!
Date: 2008-11-11 02:45 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-11-11 02:46 pm (UTC)Regardless of your efforts, Our displeasure is unchanged.
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