Haven't YOU always wanted to turn your penis into a flamethrower?

[theweaselking]

If you're like me, OF COURSE you've always thought that the perfect penile accessory would be THE ABILITY TO SHOOT FLAMES.

Well, now you can.

Not safe for work, but really MUST be clicked to be seen and believed.

I just sent it to torrain, and she said, and I quote, "Aaaaaaaaaaaaugh!"

Comments

[larabeaton.livejournal.com]

Haven't YOU always wanted to turn your penis into a flamethrower?

No. Never.

[kjn]

You're having penis envy. Ppphhhbbtt!

[silvergwyn.livejournal.com]

Wow. That just looks painful....

[http://users.livejournal.com/_jeremiad/]

oh dear.

[eididdy.livejournal.com]

I've wanted to turn many things into a flamethrower, but never that.

[graethorne.livejournal.com]

holy deep-fried alpaca shit...

[ladyfox7oaks.livejournal.com]

DON"T get the Alpaca involved!

[opaqueplanet.livejournal.com]

I saw that on Warren Ellis! (erm... well, his site... seeing it ON him would be... interesting)

That's so cool! I'm adding it to my list of reasons to want a penis (and list of talents my invisible penis has).

[singingnettle.livejournal.com]

I think we all should be able to collect the whole set.

[shemale.livejournal.com]

love this

[jagash.livejournal.com]

Hot.

[tsunami-ryuu.livejournal.com]

You might even say he's on fire.

[brennaraven.livejournal.com]

why would anyone DO that? *shock*

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Once they had the inspiration, how could anyone NOT do that!

[sterlingspider.livejournal.com]

Volunteering?

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Now it's been done.

[sterlingspider.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I suppose that would take all the excitement out of it really.

You'd just be going through the motions at this point.

[galbinus-caeli.livejournal.com]

Well, at least that is a stupid thing that should prevent the doer from breeding.

[skington.livejournal.com]

Actually, from what I can tell, the owner of said flame-spouting penis should be perfectly able to breed, should he happen to interact successfully, and procreatively, with someone who thought that a guy with a urethra that was filled with a stainless steel conduit leading, via a Prince Albert piercing, to a source of flammable gas, was in no way a bad idea.

[ashbet]

OH HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST NO!!!

I . . . I think I just gave up my last vestige of heterosexuality.

-- A o___O

[ashbet]

So, I just told my husband that I just saw something that made me say the above, that it couldn't be unseen once it had been seen, and that I wasn't even sure if I *wanted* him to see it. Then I read him the text of your post.

Me: "So . . . do you want to see it?"

K: "I don't even want it to be."

*hehe*

-- A <3

[singingnettle.livejournal.com]

Well, if I had one, it'd be nice if it did tricks.

[gilmoure.livejournal.com]

See! This is why people need hobbies. What's wrong with a bit of pottery or knitting? Maybe stamp collecting.

Aaaaaaaugh!

[flewellyn.livejournal.com]

OH JOHN RINGO NO.

[rimrunner.livejournal.com]

Y'know, compared to this, the guy I know who does penis puppetry is just...tame.