Don't click it.

[theweaselking]

It's not his fault! He's a dog!

NSFW.

Comments

[sterlingspider.livejournal.com]

Always always always close the door!

If nothing else... there's no interruption to post coital bliss quite like a freezing cold wet nose to bare flesh, even if it's somewhere relatively innocuous it's still generally enough to send you a good foot into the air in shock.

[ladyfox7oaks.livejournal.com]

Forget POST- Coital... try right in the center of the back DURING.

The sound effects were something like "Oh yes- Oh YES! OH YE_NOSE!! NOOSSEE!!!"

Killed everything, instantly.

[hypatiasghost.livejournal.com]

"Hey what are you guys doing?"

[skington.livejournal.com]

Laszlo and I used to play a game that I dubbed "cold wet nose on flesh".

[anivair.livejournal.com]

Laszlo isn't the name of a dog, is it? Because I'm not sure that's a game you're legally allowed to pay with a dog.

[skington.livejournal.com]

It was much more innocent than that. Basically, I'd be in bed, half-awake, and Laszlo would decide that he wanted to say hello, either by licking me or sticking his cold wet nose onto any part of my body that was exposed. My half of the game was to stop him. Laszlo being a 40kg Alsatian / Malamute cross, and quite excitable when the mood got into him.

[ladyfox7oaks.livejournal.com]

I swear, my Father TRAINED the golden retrievers to wake me up with a cold, wet, nose in my face, or my ear- whatever they could get to.

[musique174.livejournal.com]

I really should read what you write before I click things... Especially when it is sooooo clear.

[maskedretriever.livejournal.com]

"Don't Click It" tends to range from "Humorous if pornographic" to "Oh for the love of all that is unholy and kitten-raping why did I look at that why vishnu, WHY?!"

Kind of a grab-bag of terror sort of thing.

I rate this one 0.5/4 google seppukus and 4/4 lollerblades.

[anivair.livejournal.com]

the kitten raping stuff is behind more than one cut.

[unknownpoltroon.livejournal.com]

?

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

When I post something that's really gross, I cut it, and then link it with a "the purpose of that cut was to make you click twice. DO NOT CLICK THIS" link.

[anivair.livejournal.com]

Anything more awful than this goes behind at least 2 cuts. if, for example, she had been blowing the dog, I'd guess 3 cuts.

[thathatedguy.livejournal.com]

That was almost hot. Then that douche had to swat away the d..... Uh....... Hah ha, silly doggie.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

It's the way she cracks up that makes me laugh every time.

[reyl.livejournal.com]

Me too. Lol. I'm actually glad I clicked this time. You are setting a dangerous precedent.

[singingnettle.livejournal.com]

You haven't lived until the pet rat sees the opportunity to be in close proximity to both his favorite humans at the very same time and dives between you, and the cat sees the rat and thinks he knows something she doesn't and attempts to follow him.

[nuwishas-tail.livejournal.com]

"its alright, Your Honor, its a girl dog, i ain't one of them queers or nothin . .. "


funny funny

[jsbowden.livejournal.com]

It's things like that which make me ignore your warnings.