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[theweaselking]

If a piano appears in the woods, does it make a sound?

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[sola.livejournal.com]

I just don't understand why she called the police. Did she think it needed to be arrested? Or maybe CPR?

[anton-p-nym.livejournal.com]

I guess she assumed that a piano abandoned in the woods was probably stolen.

-- Steve'd bet on "prank" himself, but sees calling the cops as a reasonable response just in case someone didn't part with this musical instrument willingly.

[cantkeepsilent.livejournal.com]

I'll take a piece of "over-engineered and slightly surreal marriage proposal"

[le-trombone.livejournal.com]

I was prepared to get all upset about leaving a piano exposed to the elements, but then I read that it was a Baldwin. Let stay over the winter, I say.

[zastrazzi.livejournal.com]

It probably needed a tazin'

[sterlingspider.livejournal.com]

I am sad that they moved it.

Most random large objects appearing in a park would be littering, that's a feature (at least while it's still in tune).

[dreamshade.livejournal.com]

But so far, the investigation is flat.

:/

[kierthos.livejournal.com]

Don't worry. Something will.... tune up.

[lafinjack.livejournal.com]

I don't see why everyone's so keyed up about this.

[iblis-kukl.livejournal.com]

[ed-dirt.livejournal.com]

Harwich police have had some fun, though. Among the photos they sent to the news media is one of Officer Derek Dutra examining the piano in the woods. The police entitled the photo "Liberace."

Oh, those wacky cops!

[le-trombone.livejournal.com]

Hey, compared to some of the puns in this thread...

[kierthos.livejournal.com]

The beauty of a pun is in the oy of the beholder.

[opaqueplanet.livejournal.com]

reminds me of this picture (http://hrsbstaff.ednet.ns.ca/davidc/6c_files/documents/mysteries/Harris%20Burdick/harp.gif), from The Mysteries of Harris Burdick