A PSA:

Nov. 27th, 2008 01:22 pm
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"Happy Murdering The Natives And Taking Their Stuff" day was LAST MONTH, people. Sheesh, harvest festivals happening at harvest time, whodathunkit.
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Date: 2008-11-27 06:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com
The first "Thanksgiving" holiday was celebrated after the slaughter at Mystic Rock. The later "thankgiving" holidays were also proclaimed, again and again, after massacres of natives - thanking God that they now had even more land without all those dirty non-white people on them.

The conflation of "thanksgiving" with "that one feast day we had when the natives were nice to us because they didn't know us, before we started deliberate genocide" is a much more modern mistake.

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Date: 2008-11-27 07:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] corkdorkdan.livejournal.com
[citation needed]

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Date: 2008-11-27 07:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_jeremiad/
Unless the Mystic River Massacre involved Spaniards and was celebrated in Florida prior to 1600, you're both wrong.

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Date: 2008-11-27 07:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com
"A mass giving thanks for having finished a boat trip" is not the same as the declaration of a celebration by secular authorities.

The only reason to even attempt to call what the Spanish did "Thanksgiving" in any related sense is to whitewash history and forget that the root of the holiday is puritans being genocidal lunatics, thanking their cruel and capricious God for helping them slaughter women and children.

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Date: 2008-11-27 07:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_jeremiad/
I'm confused.

Does Thanksgiving only count if it's secular or it's declared by secular authorities? Because American Thanksgiving wasn't and isn't.

Even if you want to say English folks were the first people to celebrate Thanksgiving, the first Thanksgiving celebration still predates the earliest recorded Indian massacres by about 2.5 years (see Berkeley Hundred).

No one's trying to whitewash history here. I certainly don't need you to give me a history lesson on the fucked up origins of my country, thank you very much. But your dating on the first Thanksgiving celebration is still a bit off.

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Date: 2008-11-27 07:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_jeremiad/
Actually, let me correct that.

First settlers to survive and not dissapear off the planet arrive in Virginia around 1607. Their charter says they have to celebrate an annual day of Thanksgiving. Since they arrived in August, let's assume they celebrated that first year.

The first Anglo-Powhatan war didn't start until 1610. Even if you want to bump up the date of first conflict a couple of years earlier, it still means the very first Thanksgiving celebrations didn't involve Native Americans.

Now, all the mythology that followed about "good" Indians who helped White people, yeah, I have a problem with that. The root of the holiday is, as you said in your post, harvest festivals which both Puritans, Pilgrims, and indigenous people celebrated before they all met each other.

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Date: 2008-11-29 03:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chrisrw109.livejournal.com
(quiet applause)

or in honor of the season.. applesauce.

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Date: 2008-12-01 03:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] atlasimpure.livejournal.com
Fucking Roanoke.

/shudder

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Date: 2008-12-01 05:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spazcat101.livejournal.com
The first settlers to survive and not disappear off the planet actually arrive in Florida in September of 1565. Hooray for little-known Spanish history!

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Date: 2008-12-01 08:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_jeremiad/
That was actually my first response.

Spanish settlers didn't count to weaselking though so I gave him some that did.

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Date: 2008-12-01 11:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spazcat101.livejournal.com
Ah, okay. Living in St. Augustine, I can't help but be a little bit defensive. :)

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Date: 2008-11-27 06:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rimrunner.livejournal.com
I have three harvest festivals every year, personally. The first one was way back in August.

So there, or something.

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Date: 2008-11-27 06:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flemco.livejournal.com
Some of us live in places that AREN'T built on permafrost and neverending snow, son. When did you think harvest time was in Texas?

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Date: 2008-11-27 06:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com
Small places with small people are unimportant and should not be allowed to unduly influence scheduling of turkey day.
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Date: 2008-11-27 06:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com
It's just about the same size as Alberta, actually. Making it, at best, a MEDIUM-SIZED province with delusions of grandeur.

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Date: 2008-12-01 03:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] atlasimpure.livejournal.com
Anybody with a province named after what anyone would want from it, shouldn't talk trash.

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Date: 2008-12-01 03:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com
Last I checked, "Oiltopia" was not the same as "Alberta".

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Date: 2008-12-01 04:43 am (UTC)

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Date: 2008-11-27 07:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reyl.livejournal.com
Seriously, how do they find their pumpkins or turkeys under all the snow?

O wait.

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Date: 2008-11-27 07:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lurkerwithout.livejournal.com
Lincoln was a Pilgrim?

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Date: 2008-11-27 11:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sanityimpaired.livejournal.com
As if the date we celebrate things has anything to do with the thing we're celebrating. That's just crazy talk!

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Date: 2008-11-28 04:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-siobhan.livejournal.com
Jesus was a Capricorn, and I refuse to hear any different.

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Date: 2008-12-01 03:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] atlasimpure.livejournal.com
Dude, later season in lower latitudes.

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