He's in Toronto, and, barring the otaku, Canada is a civilised country. AoC is 16 for everyone, 14 with restrictions that make it not okay in some cases.
The thing with dream girls is they're like unicorns. Dream about them all you want, but if you actually find one they are more likely to impale you than be your twoo luff.
I hope this guy never. never comes into the gaming store I work in. I'm not Asian or anything, but I am female, and therefore fear for my sanity in his presence. We sell swords. Actually, maybe he should come to my store. My boss probably wouldn't mind me impaling him after she read this. As long as I don't get blood on the carpet.
If your store is in Toronto, I'm sure both my bf and I would want to visit. I mean, it's gaming and it sells swords. That's pretty much everything you could want under one roof. :)
Yeh, I'd have hoped he'd have SOME picture that's more flattering. If that is his best pic, he needs to see a professional photographer and stop letting his friends photograph him.
Say, has anyone ever written one of those Declining America stories (like parts of In the Ocean of Night or "A Thing of Beauty") where it's American women marrying relatively wealthy foreigners so that they can get the heck out of Dogpatch?
That's amazing. Every internet-savvy part of my mind is telling me it's a parody, but I a small part of me wants it to be real, if only for the sheer depravity and hilarity of it.
Assuming it's fake, I wonder who the nerd in the picture actually is.
OK, that does it. I'm swearing off manga, anime and gaming, since they might lead to my meeting this guy.
OK, OK, I'll try try to think positively. At least he didn't mention how he's living up to the ideals of Ayn rand, and won't kiss someone who can't think rationally.
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Date: 2008-12-01 06:27 pm (UTC)FAIL.
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Date: 2008-12-01 06:47 pm (UTC)And when you were her age, Pluto didn't have a ring, dumbass.
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Date: 2008-12-01 07:02 pm (UTC)Let's start with a hair cut.
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Date: 2008-12-01 08:51 pm (UTC)Re: Does this help?
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Date: 2008-12-01 07:09 pm (UTC)Is it me or does he look like Neil Goldman?
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Date: 2008-12-01 07:28 pm (UTC)On the one hand, so much here is mockworthy.
On the other, I'm having a hard time believing it's real. (And I mean, I WORK with undergraduates.)
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Date: 2008-12-01 07:38 pm (UTC)We sell swords.
Actually, maybe he should come to my store. My boss probably wouldn't mind me impaling him after she read this. As long as I don't get blood on the carpet.
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Date: 2008-12-01 07:44 pm (UTC)Wait, are the Japanese into that kind of thing?
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Date: 2008-12-01 07:52 pm (UTC)... or so I sincerely hope.
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Date: 2008-12-01 08:07 pm (UTC)Say, has anyone ever written one of those Declining America stories (like parts of In the Ocean of Night or "A Thing of Beauty") where it's American women marrying relatively wealthy foreigners so that they can get the heck out of Dogpatch?
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Date: 2008-12-01 08:25 pm (UTC)Because the ad is one thing, but an actual (non-prank) response... that's evidence of the downfall of humanity.
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Date: 2008-12-01 10:12 pm (UTC)Assuming it's fake, I wonder who the nerd in the picture actually is.
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Date: 2008-12-01 11:27 pm (UTC)OK, OK, I'll try try to think positively. At least he didn't mention how he's living up to the ideals of Ayn rand, and won't kiss someone who can't think rationally.
I totally blame James Nicoll for leading me here.
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Date: 2008-12-02 12:17 am (UTC)Charming fellow!
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Date: 2008-12-02 12:19 am (UTC)http://www.zazzle.com/when_i_was_your_age_pluto_was_a_planet_shirt-235910260358955718