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[pope-guilty.livejournal.com]

you'd be shocked at how many nerds think their Nerf Maverick skill means they'd survive a zombie apocalypse

okay not that surprised

[sydneycat.livejournal.com]

We have a pair of those in our living room for shooting the TV when horrible commercials or GW comes on.

[elffin.livejournal.com]

One, alternately used for shooting awful commercials and my stepson.

[sydneycat.livejournal.com]

Well, occasionally we use it on the cats...but we try not to.

[fengi.livejournal.com]

They lie. Foam rubber darts effectively block UV radiation effects on the corneas, which is why I used to shoot them at my brother's face.

[mhoye.livejournal.com]

Do not attempt to shoot down the sun with your nerf gun?

[lafinjack.livejournal.com]

[luna-the-cat.livejournal.com]

...I once bought a luggage strap with a warning label printed on the bit of cardboard it was wrapped around:

CAUTION: Power tools must only be operated while wearing suitable eye protection.


This was not a sticker; it was actually printed on the cardboard center which also, quite clearly, stated that this was a luggage strap.

...The prospects of luggage strap as power tool boggle the mind, frankly.

But gee whiz, nerf doesn't protect you from UV radiation? Who knew?