Wherein I steal a post from andrewducker:

[theweaselking]

torrain needs one of these.

Comments

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

It's a reversible meat tenderizer, perverts.

[lafinjack.livejournal.com]

Exactly what I was thinking.

[anivair.livejournal.com]

oooooooooh!

Okay, i knew that, but only because I desperately want one.

[moosl.livejournal.com]

I was momentarily confused on the kind of meat for which it was designed.

[anivair.livejournal.com]

indeed, it does look as if it will tenderize regardless.

[opaqueplanet.livejournal.com]

sure. But how many people who own one HAVEN'T tried...

[wyatt1048.livejournal.com]

Ooooh. I was going, 'Some kind of lemon juicer?'

[kittikattie.livejournal.com]

It still looks like a butt plug.

[torrain.livejournal.com]

I absolutely do. How festive!

[matgb]

See, I was going to ask the sexist git why it couldn't be him using it but...

(is vegetarian, doesn't know what it's for, but accepts that carnivores probably need such things)

[matgb]

Fair enough. As long as you're fully aware of what you're eating and are happy with that, I've no objection at all.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Who says it's not her using it on me?

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Okay, I'm going to need that one explained to me.

[ryusen.livejournal.com]

question, why it this better than the traditional mallet type?

[faeriemuriel.livejournal.com]

Because it looks like a butt plug.

[ryusen.livejournal.com]

with spikes...

[faeriemuriel.livejournal.com]

Well...maybe someone's been a bad boy/girl?

[ryusen.livejournal.com]

that would seem to be the case...

[mrnvisible.livejournal.com]

You mean it is not a butt plug, damn I have so been using this wrong

[liveavatar.livejournal.com]

So this is what next year's Hugo Award will look like! How practical.

[alienor77310.livejournal.com]

You'll notice they provide lube oil too.

Do read the comments too.

[stormfeather.livejournal.com]

The description makes it even better:

"The disk on this pounder reverses, giving you two tools in one. One side is smooth for flattening meats and poultry. The opposite side has “teeth” for tenderizing. Triple-plated chrome construction over a zinc core makes the tool impressively weighty—an essential quality for pounding meats and also useful for crushing foods like garlic and nuts. The handle is ergonomically designed for comfort and maximum leverage."

[chizzer.livejournal.com]

"The opposite side has “teeth” for tenderizing."



Yikes.

Heh

[chrisrw109.livejournal.com]

I refuse to believe that at some point in the design process the designers didn't look at each other and go 'Butt Plug right?' 'Yeah, I *Know*'.

(Though admittedly I worry about someone who needs a toy that's that durable one has to note it would be easy to clean).

[chrisrw109.livejournal.com]

Heh from the comments:

5 out of 5
mdxi, Atlanta, GA (read all my reviews) (read all my reviews)
Would You Recommend? Yes

Excellent quality for the price

Specialized tools of this sort are so hard to come by in mainstream stores, and boutiques are notoriously overpriced, so I was thrilled to find this excellent specimen in my local W-S.

The polished haft is cool, refreshing, and thick enough for comfort, while the tapered base provides a secure grip - always important! As you'd expect, it's heavy, so extended use can become tiring, but if you're after this bad boy then you're a pro who can take it, right?

Pick one up and you'll be pounding away in no time!

It says it all :)

[mzdemonique.livejournal.com]

um... there's nothing i can say that hasn't been said really

[elffin.livejournal.com]

It's probably the Asperger's, or having grown up in Italy where these type of tenderiser are widespread, but I didn't think "buttplug" until a comment pointed it out.

This is probably the only time I've upticked on innocence.