Off-topic, but I have the best "Guess the state" for you.
Apparently Krispy Kreme is offering free doughnuts on inauguration day, with the press release: "Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, Inc. (NYSE: KKD) is honoring American's sense of pride and freedom of choice on Inauguration Day, by offering a free doughnut of choice to every customer on this historic day, Jan. 20. By doing so, participating Krispy Kreme stores nationwide are making an oath to tasty goodies -- just another reminder of how oh-so-sweet 'free' can be."
This is not the idiocy, ignoring the typo in "American's".
The reaction from "pro-life" American Life League is awesome, however. Starting with their interpretation of the wording of the press release above. For added head-explody points, before you click through see if you can figure out what made them flip in the bit I quoted.
Some pugs are really quite clever, but I think this is less about being smart and more a testament to their being Awesome. Awesome to such an extent that they cause coincidentally awesome things to happen around them. They just can't help themselves.
Forget horseshoes, dragons, pigs, or clovers--Pugs are the luckiest damn things on earth.
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Date: 2009-01-16 03:37 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-01-16 03:42 pm (UTC)!
Date: 2009-01-16 04:09 pm (UTC)We need the upper string for the desired effect, ya dumb pooch!
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Date: 2009-01-16 04:12 pm (UTC)Re: !
Date: 2009-01-16 06:01 pm (UTC)Re: !
Date: 2009-01-16 06:07 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-01-16 04:38 pm (UTC)Apparently Krispy Kreme is offering free doughnuts on inauguration day, with the press release: "Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, Inc. (NYSE: KKD) is honoring American's sense of pride and freedom of choice on Inauguration Day, by offering a free doughnut of choice to every customer on this historic day, Jan. 20. By doing so, participating Krispy Kreme stores nationwide are making an oath to tasty goodies -- just another reminder of how oh-so-sweet 'free' can be."
This is not the idiocy, ignoring the typo in "American's".
The reaction from "pro-life" American Life League is awesome, however. Starting with their interpretation of the wording of the press release above. For added head-explody points, before you click through see if you can figure out what made them flip in the bit I quoted.
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Date: 2009-01-16 04:50 pm (UTC)Soylent GreenKrispy Kreme is made ofpeopleabortions!(no subject)
Date: 2009-01-16 04:59 pm (UTC)I'm going to click it now.
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Date: 2009-01-16 08:46 pm (UTC)I can sympathize with the Life League: After all, what would you rather have, a donut of your choice or the donut of your life?
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Date: 2009-01-16 04:48 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-01-17 09:34 pm (UTC)Forget horseshoes, dragons, pigs, or clovers--Pugs are the luckiest damn things on earth.