"Touching, kissing, even FISTING!"

[theweaselking]

What the FUCK is wrong with these people?

Comments

[artemisgoddess.livejournal.com]

The answer to that question would encompass volumes.

[tsunami-ryuu.livejournal.com]

I once had a taxi driver who informed me that fisting is equivalent to murder.

[lafinjack.livejournal.com]

Paying for an abortion is worse than genocide, don'tchaknow.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

That little "reversing" character is fucking up the comment notifications, again. And it's really, really annoying.

[lafinjack.livejournal.com]

Working as intended in Thunderbird. What client are you using?

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Works in thunderbird, breaks in GMail.

[rimrunner.livejournal.com]

...I know an awful lot of homicidal maniacs, then.

[lafinjack.livejournal.com]

I'd like to hear her penetrating analysis of the dynamic between Bush and his walking Realdoll, Laura.

[missysedai.livejournal.com]

I just saw this on Pandagon and died laughing.

They don't live in the Real World.

[sterlingspider.livejournal.com]

Yes, I imagine that would make a couple feel physically bonded.

[thathatedguy.livejournal.com]

I love you.

[spartonian.livejournal.com]

I... uh...

I got nothin'.

[mcswan.livejournal.com]

What got me the most was the absolute sincerity with which she said it. As if it were something truly special which we should all aspire to.

[jsbowden.livejournal.com]

At least she didn't call 'em furries.

[sanityimpaired.livejournal.com]

The only thing I can think of that she'd actually mean would be tapping fists. Which to me doesn't sound like an expression of romantic love so much as a "look at how awesome we are!" kind of thing, and thus still has no place in the discussion.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

She means the "Terrorist Fist Bump"

But still, WHAT THE FUCK?