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Date: 2009-01-23 04:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] unknownpoltroon.livejournal.com
Great. Hard core turtle porn.

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Date: 2009-01-23 04:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kierthos.livejournal.com
SAY MY NAME!

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Date: 2009-01-23 09:41 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2009-01-23 05:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] corkdorkdan.livejournal.com
If things go well, I'm gonna be showing her my "O" face.

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Date: 2009-01-23 05:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lurkerwithout.livejournal.com
Purveying turtle porn now? As always, your Canadian degeneracy knows no bounds!

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Date: 2009-01-23 05:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] affreca.livejournal.com
The local petstore has several tortoises that they display during winter (they live on a farm during the summer, and the petstore sells the babies. It seems like every time I go into the store, the tortoises are going at it. You can hear it all over the store. Limits the times I go there.

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Date: 2009-01-23 06:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theamaranth.livejournal.com
i remember watching two giant land tortoises going at it at the miami zoo. the male was eating leaves calmly, then a female was released into the area, and the male stopped DEAD, hurried over to her, and mounted her immediately, leaves falling out of his mouth.

he made these gutteral, growling, moaning noises. it was SO LOUD!!!

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Date: 2009-01-24 02:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brennaraven.livejournal.com
I've had to explain to small children that the turtles were just "playing" back when I worked at a zoo. The noises still haunt me. LOL

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Date: 2009-01-23 06:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladyfox7oaks.livejournal.com
"But that'll CHAFE my willy!!!"

Robin hood, Men in Tights

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Date: 2009-01-23 07:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] giza.livejournal.com
Watching turtles fuck is far less frightening than watching elephants fuck.
Edited Date: 2009-01-23 07:05 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2009-01-23 09:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jokemanandpeppy.livejournal.com
Christ! Even the Slowsky's have a sex tape.

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Date: 2009-01-23 09:41 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2009-01-23 11:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] opaqueplanet.livejournal.com
Reminds me of highschool bio. There was a tank of three turtles at the front of the class, to the right of the board. Two of them would be bangin' all class, every class. Gave you something to watch during the boring classes.

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