Just reading this makes my nipples hurt

[theweaselking]

California woman gives birth to Octuplets.

via ed_dirt

Comments

[unnamed525.livejournal.com]

Are you sure it's not the nipple-clamps?

[kierthos.livejournal.com]

Feh, back when I was born, triplets made the newspaper.

Bunch of show-offs if you ask me.

[corruptedjasper.livejournal.com]

And the Dionne quintuplets were a national-level miracle. How times change.

[opaqueplanet.livejournal.com]

"It's a love-EIGHT relationship!"

[stormfeather.livejournal.com]

Somehow, I don't forsee the breastfeeding of all eight of them to last very bloody long.

[ed-dirt.livejournal.com]

"bloody" being the key word there.

[stormfeather.livejournal.com]

Precisely.

[fearmeforiampink]

Depends.

If she decants, she can feed them with breast milk, just not direct from the breasts, assuming she can produce sufficently.

All at the breasts directly, doesn't seem all that practical, no.

[rhiannonmai.livejournal.com]

8 babies in a pregnancy is not a pregnancy. It's a litter!

[lafinjack.livejournal.com]

Real story: doctors can't count, so why do we TRUST THEM WITH OUR LIVES?!?!