What the hell?

[theweaselking]

Warning: Here be'est pornography. Don't click it if watching porn might be bad in your current environment.

It's not gross porn and it doesn't have any really weird sex. It's just... who thinks of this, and why?

Comments

[jirel.livejournal.com]

Off the subject, I don't think this is quite in your normal posting, but I wonder if you would look at http://jirel.livejournal.com/270021.html and consider passing it on? I don't reach near the number of people you do. I realize that as a healthy person, you may not be as ourtraged as I was, but I thought it would be worth a try.

Thank you

[interactiveleaf.livejournal.com]

Being outdoors is a fetish all by itself for some people. Beats me why.

*shrug*

[thathatedguy.livejournal.com]

No helmets, no condoms. Idiots.

[ikkarus01.livejournal.com]

Well, since I certainly can't watch that at work, it looks like it's time to play "guess the contents based on vague clues!" For this one, I'm going with: Sex on a motorcycle.

[kierthos.livejournal.com]

Close. It's a four-wheel off-road vehicle.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

And then they're bungee jumping! Or just hanging in midair off a bridge. But realy, what the fuck?

[aeduna.livejournal.com]

Abseiling, yah. um. hmm :)

[drjon.livejournal.com]

This.

People die that way.

That's lovely countryside they're riding through. They probably have time to enjoy it, because that looked like the lamest, most crappy sex ever.

[jirel.livejournal.com]

Pity them, obviously they aren't good enough at sex to enjoy it in a "normal" situation so they have to add some kind of other thrill to it. (Yeah, I can be a real bitch.)

[endotoxin.livejournal.com]

Rule 34: Extreme Sports edition.

[moosl.livejournal.com]

This is the first time I've seen the beginning.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

That is shockingly unsafe.

No helmets. No kneepads. How terribly irresponsible.

[ryusen.livejournal.com]

not a turn on at all, but incredibly creative. shame, cause the girl was kinda cute.

[lurkerwithout.livejournal.com]

After sampling various videos for 10, 15 minutes it reconfirms something. Pornographic movies, even short ones, are incredibly dull...

[opaqueplanet.livejournal.com]

My dad is really into off-roading, be it atv, snowmobile, jeep, or 4x4. I'm sure he would get a kick out of this. It would be pretty weird if *I* were to send him porn, though.

POLL: Should I or shouldn't I?

[aelfie.livejournal.com]

Do it! Everyone can use a laugh!

[artemisgoddess.livejournal.com]

Go for it. You can always put a snarky comment when you send it to him to make it seem less weird

[icedrake.livejournal.com]

This is a scene from Private Sports Instructor 5, by the way, a professionally-produced full-length film. I suspect off-screen precautions are being taken. Though not, needless to say, in the sense of safe sex.

[tsunami-ryuu.livejournal.com]

Well. That was different!

Dreadfully unsexy and mostly hilarious.