I, Memesheep.

[theweaselking]

Rules:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button

I told it to filter out the short sound clips and anything rated less than 2* before I started. Mostly because while "YOU GUYS ARE JUST BEGGING TO FACE THE MOOSE" would be awesome, it's not how I usually listen to *music* on my computer.

Opening credits: Dragonforce, "Through The Fire And The Flames". Hmm. 8 minutes of guitar solo in the opening credits? It is *awesome* guitar solo, but nobody managed to cut that in editing?

First Day At School: Deathboy with Warren Ellis, "Revolution" - if someone turns up tonight wearing the right suit and tells us to fuck each other to death, tomorrow morning the streets will be piled so high with bodies they would block out the sun.

Breaking up: Alice Cooper, "Love Is A Loaded Gun" - apparently I took this badly.

Prom: Dethklok, "Bloodrocuted" - hah, Carrie *this*, bitches! You drop blood? I drop power lines! Everyone is happy!

Sex Scene: Samael , "I Love The Dead" - ...okay, fuck you, iTunes. At least it's not the Alice Cooper version, because that one is really trying to sound sexy.

Life's Ok: Obliveon, "Suicide Solution" - I strongly suspect life is NOT okay, man.

Mental: Soulfly, "Umbabarauma" - FU TE BOL! FU TE BOL! FU TE BOL! - Yeah, I got nothing.

Flashback: Neikka RPM, "Chained To My Rib Cage" - apparently my flashbacks are distopian and unclear and twisted.

Getting Back Together: Headstones, "Cemetary". I note a trend.

Wedding Scene: Rob Zombie, "Living Dead Girl". Okay, there's only about 1% songs about necrophilia in my collection. Seriously.

Birth Of A Child: Marilyn Manson, "Little Horn". Ha ha ha I get it, I fuck dead people and the babies are Satan. Thanks, iTunes, you seriously suck.

Falling In Love: George W Bush with LA Style, "Nelson Mandela Is Dead" - uh, what.

Final Battle: Edguy, "Fucking With Fire (Hair Force One)" - okay, this one actually works.

Funeral Scene: Alice Cooper, "I Love The Dead". ... remember what I said about the Samael cover earlier? No, really, fuck you, iTunes.

End Credits: Warren Ellis, "Oh, the goats" - It's a damn shame and all that, but isn't it nice that someone, somewhere, remembered how to be a rock star? - okay, I like that one.

Combine this with the previous incident, and I suspect my computer may be up to something.