I suppose it says something about me that my thoughts upon looking at that were a) how much heft the average iron has and b) how much it would hurt someone to both burn and break their cheekbone simultaneously.
Not that I would want to use the new, nice iron for that sort of thing, but my old iron would be a pretty devastating weapon.
It reminds me of the joke my husband has at the local store. They have these kid-sized shopping carts with flags on top that say "Customer In Training". He says one day he's going in with a Sharpie to replace "Customer" with "Wife".
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Date: 2009-02-23 03:21 am (UTC)Not that I would want to use the new, nice iron for that sort of thing, but my old iron would be a pretty devastating weapon.
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Date: 2009-02-23 07:34 pm (UTC)Rest assured that whatever the case, he will be disposed of in a neatly-pressed suit.
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