Yes, it's real.

[theweaselking]

And yes, the writer really did expect Phyllis Schlafly's name along to be meaningful, as if her arguments were any less vacuous because she's been making them loudly for a long time, and yes, the writer is correct: "conservativism" REALLY IS the opposite of "belief that women are people."

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[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

"“Well, I'd be the President's li'l dumpling any time,” said Phyllis Schafly..."

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

"Gorbachev sings turnip! Tractor buttocks!"

[iblis-kukl.livejournal.com]

[anton-p-nym.livejournal.com]

That has to be one of the most incredible cases of paper-trolling I've seen. Amazing.

-- Steve loves that the fine print assures folks that this appearance will be wheelchair-accessable. Gotta be inclusive these days, y'know.

[kafziel.livejournal.com]

"conservativism" REALLY IS the opposite of "belief that women are people."

Well, in practice ...

[marlo.livejournal.com]

Biology-loathin'? Bees are on the what now?

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Because women are inherently smaller, weaker, and naturally more submissive, and any attempt to pretend otherwise is AGAINST SCIENCE.

No, really.

[kadath.livejournal.com]

Do I have to explain to a roomful of knuckledraggers how drawing inferences about individuals from population data is bad? And how sociological studies are rife with confounding variables?

...'Cause I'll bring flip charts! :D

[gothpanda.livejournal.com]

The more statistics you bring, the more they quote the bible and accuse you of being a LIAR YOU LYING LIAR!!!

[marlo.livejournal.com]

O I C

Yes that's right, because men are larger and more muscular and therefore it logically follows that we should hate the gays and not have abortions.

[marlo.livejournal.com]

p.s. I LOVE ABORTIONS I HAVE THEM AS OFTEN AS I CAN

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

This post made me laugh out loud. I like you.

[marlo.livejournal.com]

:D

[kjn]

You'd go along famously with my wife.

[lirion.livejournal.com]

On that note... Thanks to Life Saver™, you don't need HER permission to get an abortion! (http://porn.net/corporate/lifesaver/)...

[glitteringlynx.livejournal.com]

lol

Is it sad that I actually kinda like that idea? I mean as a woman. And I mean the RU-48.

[lirion.livejournal.com]

I have no objection to the drug, it's the ...application suggested.

[glitteringlynx.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah. Like bonsai kitty, it's probably a farce.

[lirion.livejournal.com]

Oh I know, but figured was worth sharing anyway :)

[glitteringlynx.livejournal.com]

(http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/abortions-tickle/)

[sanityimpaired.livejournal.com]

I'm not convinced that the author is at blame here, since seemingly everything they've stated appears to parrot their guest speaker.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

The author either really believes it or is trolling based on Schlafly's fans - and, if trolling, does not sufficiently distinguish himself from said fans to let anyone tell them apart.

[silmaril.livejournal.com]

Was I the only person who had a mental image of catlike smiles when a mouse wanders into the room and starts declaiming?

[torrain.livejournal.com]

...Berkeley?!?!

[sivi-volk.livejournal.com]

You'd be surprised.

Well, I mean you are obviously surprised, but yes. They have nutjobs too, and right-wing ones at that.

[gothpanda.livejournal.com]

Um duh, they have the "Berkeley College Republicans." Nuff said.

[glitteringlynx.livejournal.com]

There are intelligent people who are (unfortunately) very conservative. Thankfully, post-secondary education has a left-wing moderating effect on MOST people.

[mcpino.livejournal.com]

Shouldn't it read "You'd best beware?"

[glitteringlynx.livejournal.com]

Yes, it should. I'm glad I'm not the only one to notice that. :)

[krfsm.livejournal.com]

I think it's intended to sound colloquial.

[elffin.livejournal.com]

"You best" == Trolling. I cannot believe otherwise.

Just so we're clear.

[lafinjack.livejournal.com]

Mother of that other nutso Schlafly.