"LOOK AT THIS GLORIOUS MOTHERFUCKING EAGLE. Take a look at this motherfucking eagle. He's one motherfucker of a fucking eagle and will totally fuck your shit up. Those awesome talons can rip some shit the fuck apart. He doesn't eat no rabbits, this here hawk fucking eats some goddamned horses every day, that's what's up. It would blow your mind to see how graceful this eagle's shit is. He even makes these guys dress totally fucking weird because it godfucking pleases him. Your sister would whore herself out to the whole Canadian army just to stand half a mile from this sonofabitch, that's how fucking glorious it is."
They do have vowels (as does Croatian, despite the Onion articles). On the other hand, they do seem to have trouble settling on an alphabet; evidently they wibble between Arabic, Latin, and Cyrillic.
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Date: 2009-03-02 09:40 pm (UTC)Oh my!!
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Date: 2009-03-02 10:00 pm (UTC)As with most attempts at "aid", the vowels intended for Kyrgyzstan were stockpiled in warehouses by corrupt officials, where they molder to this day.
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