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[theweaselking]

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[jagash.livejournal.com]

That ain't kosher. Still, bacon does make everything better.

[zdallin.livejournal.com]

That is wrong in ways I can't even begin to verbalise.

[larabeaton.livejournal.com]

I'm really hating my brain right now for all of the really appalling jokes it's coming up with.

"gives a whole new meaning to makin' bacon."
"smells like tuna, tastes like .... bacon?"
and all of the myriad ways in which you can refer to porking.

[larabeaton.livejournal.com]

oh, and "beating your meat", nearly forgot that one

[stormfeather.livejournal.com]

The porking was what leapt immediately to my mind.

[zdallin.livejournal.com]

"... and all of the myriad ways in which you can refer to porking."

*collapses in hopeless giggles*

[thette.livejournal.com]

Oh, but with this, your hoo-haa will smell like bacon, too. Yum!

[kierthos.livejournal.com]

*rolls to disbelieve*

[zdallin.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm, what is the date today?

[dolston.livejournal.com]

I really need to filter your journal before I finish my coffee.

[lafinjack.livejournal.com]

Is your satisfaction the no?