Meatcards: Business cards made with MEAT and LASERS.

[theweaselking]

Comments

[dolston.livejournal.com]

The fact that it is Patrick Bateman's name on them is amusing.

[larabeaton.livejournal.com]

I totally missed that the first time I saw this. I guess I blocked that book out as much as I could.

[elffin.livejournal.com]

...

I am imagining the call to the corporate helpdesk the first time one of these is run through the filofax digitiser.

And the dispatch writeup.

[winterlime.livejournal.com]

I read "digitiser" as "digester" and was very amused.

[cbpotts.livejournal.com]

Well, bankers are supposed to get their pound of flesh...

[stormfeather.livejournal.com]

... I'm hungry.

[singingnettle.livejournal.com]

SO WRONG.

[cacahuate.livejournal.com]

LOL awesome.

[gothpanda.livejournal.com]

If someone handed me one of these, I would scream, throw it on the ground, and run away.

Temperature

[skippy-fluff.livejournal.com]

I'm trying to imagine how it doesn't spoil. And the feeling when someone hands it to you. Would it be room temperature (ick) or body temperature (eeeew). That's some well-marbled meat, too, so you'd have to get rid of the fat on your hands.

Re: Temperature

[gothpanda.livejournal.com]

It's probably jerky, maybe sealed with something similar to lamination.

Re: Temperature

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

It's jerky!

Jerky doesn't spoil! That would imply a state of existence worse than jerky!