KITTY

[theweaselking]

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[silmaril.livejournal.com]

*patient voice*

No, Mr. Weasel, that is not a kitty. A kitty is precisely what that is not. That is One Scary Mother... thing, but it's not a kitty.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Oh, really?

And I suppose next you're going to try to tell me this isn't a pony with a burger on it's face?

[silmaril.livejournal.com]

Not... quite.

But we are getting closer. A lot closer, yes.

(My Eru, that "pony'"s patience.)

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Teaching a dog to balance a treat on it's nose is one of the earliest "complicated tricks" my family ever does.

But it's ALWAYS something we teach the dogs. Right up there with getting the Sitting dog to flop over in response to a handpistol motion and "Bang, You're Dead".

[silmaril.livejournal.com]

When your new puppy learns the latter, we will want videos, yes we will.

(Awww.)

[jagash.livejournal.com]

Aww, is that the cutest little kitty. Very pettable.

[maskedretriever.livejournal.com]

Of course it's a kitty! Lookit the cute little pawprints!

[sebkha.livejournal.com]

And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittt

I had to get Beloved to scroll the screen so I could comment and close the window without seeing the picture. Curse my scorpion-phobia.

[khymera.livejournal.com]

NOT a kitty. Not even a little bit remotely like a kitty. Not even one of those bald sphinx kitties.

Much smaller (I hope)
No fur, no skin, no bones, no teeth, no claws
4 too many legs
pincers, not whiskers
spiky, venomous tail; not soft fuzzy tail

I hope this is clear now :)