Former Governor of Minnesota Jesse Ventura on torture:

[theweaselking]

Watch on YouTube

"You give me a waterboard, Dick Cheney, and one hour, and I will have him confess to the Sharon Tate murder."

Comments

[skiriki.livejournal.com]

Damn. I'm sorely tempted to say "I'd pay to see that." Because, hey, Cheney. Emperor Cheney. Conscience and feeling guilt about such thoughts doesn't apply to Sith lords, right? Right?!?

Oh, um, hi! I'm a new reader, a friend of mine linked me to this blog and I've been reading it for two days by now, going backward one step at a time, and I'm well-entertained.

[thathatedguy.livejournal.com]

PSA: When he says, "Do not clivk," he means it.
He.
Means.
It.

[skiriki.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm not worried, I was in the Internet before the Eternal September and I do read Warren Ellis' blog. On top of that, my Significant Otter likes to read medical science for fun... while we're having dinner. I've seen quite a lot, and I have brain-bleach (read: high-grade ethanol-products) at hand for the cases when sheer numbness no longer does it. :D

Bring. It. On.

[gothpanda.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHA I love him, yeah!!!!

[unknownpoltroon.livejournal.com]

I think I can work with this man.

[thathatedguy.livejournal.com]

That quoted line made me LOL out loud.

[graethorne.livejournal.com]

Pay-per-View of Cheney waterboarded... apply profits to veterans (and verterans' dependants).

[the-paco.livejournal.com]

Watching the whole thing is also very worthwhile. There's a reason they elected him governor.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

I believe the phrase "sexual tyrannosaurus" figures into the logic at some point.

[the-paco.livejournal.com]

...
*wince*
...
WELL IT SURE AS SHININ' DOES NOW!

[unknownpoltroon.livejournal.com]

Wait, I just realized an enormous flaw in his explanation: How sure are we that Cheney DIDNT murder the tates?

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

It would be extremely difficult for anyone but the Manson Family to have been involved.

But just to be sure, we'll have him confess to starting the Chicago Fire, murdering Bill Clinton in 1995, and causing the Trojan War.

[jerril]

Oooh, can we pin the great Chicago Molasses Flood of 1912* on him too?

*may be misremembering the date.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Jesse Ventura can make anyone confess to anything.

It's a side effect of being a politician who was also in Predator.

(Yes, Arnie and Carl Weathers can do this, too.)

[catcom.livejournal.com]

I ain't got time to bleed!

[normanrafferty.livejournal.com]

Sigh, remember when America had three parties?