Guess The State!

[theweaselking]

Not News: Son won't clean room.
News: Father dials 911 to deal with son refusing to clean room.
Guess The State News: Son is 28 and serves on local school board.

[Poll #1401976]

Comments

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

Man, that was a toughie.

[publius1.livejournal.com]

But it didn't have a nutty religiofascist in it!

[dreamshade.livejournal.com]

Yup. No nutty relgiofascism, odds are in your favor to hit Ohio instead of Florida.

[holyoutlaw.livejournal.com]

I'm in the majority of guessing wrong here. Hah!

[sandchigger.livejournal.com]

Well... the story linked points to cleveland.com so I'm guessing Ohio...

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Reading the URL is cheating.

[publius1.livejournal.com]

I find it quite interesting that the number of correct guesses have gone way up since comments have started appearing!

[sandchigger.livejournal.com]

It doesn't say in the rules that a dog can't play baseball I can't read the URL...

[icedrake.livejournal.com]

Damn. I don't usually get these wrong.

[benchilada.livejournal.com]

I lost!

No I'm not Marcus Aurreliass

[paoconnell.livejournal.com]

After awhile, I've learned the difference between Ohio madness and Florida madness.
Ohio madness is a group of warped thought processes caused by Ohio thinking it's normal, when it really isn't. There are exceptions--Maggie for instance seems quite normal--but you can see Ohio madness all around her in the way her neighbors behave. Indiana has a similar madness (I grew up there, but escaped in 1985). And then there are tornadoes in both states.

Florida is occupied by mad people that know they're going to flooded or hurricaned away eventually, but stay in that gator infested swamp anyway because the beaches are beautiful and never mind that they could be turned into shark food during the next storm season.

Re: No I'm not Marcus Aurreliass

[dscotton.livejournal.com]

Maggie for instance seems quite normal

Are we talking about the same person??

Re: No I'm not Marcus Aurreliass

[dilickjm.livejournal.com]

I was gonna say...

I mean, Maggie is *wonderful* and all, but *normal*?!?

Re: No I'm not Marcus Aurreliass

[paoconnell.livejournal.com]

Compared to her Ohio neighbors, yes. Heck in Albuquerque, she would be considered normal, because she speaks her mind.

Re: No I'm not Marcus Aurreliass

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Cloak-lady?

Normal?

[tsunami-ryuu.livejournal.com]

Dang, I'm on a winning streak.

[gothpanda.livejournal.com]

He's 28, lives in his parents' basement, and *cries* when asked to clean his room? Wow, what a winner!

[sanityimpaired.livejournal.com]

Yup. Bet the ladies are just lining up to meet him after reading this!