"Coke: We Eat Poop!"

[theweaselking]

I cannot think of a better reason to choose Pepsi, always, in every single conceivable circumstance.

Comments

[anton-p-nym.livejournal.com]

I prefer the flavour of Coke over Pepsi, and that's enough for me.

-- Steve frankly doesn't care about some pinheads in Atlanta flushing their money down this drain; he just likes the product.

[unnamed525.livejournal.com]

I concur.

[harper-knight.livejournal.com]

Damn straight.

[shemale.livejournal.com]

As if any of this weren't enough.

[whisperkit.livejournal.com]

yah, I'd have to concur. While being partners with the Creation Museum is pretty appalling, murder, torture and abduction ranks still gets the gold prize for me.

[whisperkit.livejournal.com]

sans "ranks". Typo.

[sanityimpaired.livejournal.com]

That's pretty much it for me.

Well, that and the stuff tastes awful. The only carbonated beverage I drink is beer.

[dreamshade.livejournal.com]

Does Dr. Pepper have any non-duh-i-eat-poop ties?

[harper-knight.livejournal.com]

It's manufactured by pepsi; at least that's what the cans say.

[anivair.livejournal.com]

Proof that coke is not only evil, but stupid.

Didn't I once see a test comparing the average IQ of coke drinkers versus pepsi drinkers?

[elffin.livejournal.com]

Damnit.

[madfishmonger.livejournal.com]

Pop is the most useless pseudo-food there is. I don't care what brand it is, it's all crap.