The proper answer is "Oh, come on. You'll never get the head of a stray kitten down the maw of a baby robin; the arc formed by the robin's open mouth is not nearly large enough."
My french fries the other day came with a plastic knork (also, heaps of mayonnaise). Basically just a serrated edge on the side of the fork, converting it to a kn-spork would be trivial.
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Date: 2009-06-20 04:10 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2009-06-21 01:28 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-06-21 01:33 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-06-21 01:34 am (UTC)The proper answer is "Oh, come on. You'll never get the head of a stray kitten down the maw of a baby robin; the arc formed by the robin's open mouth is not nearly large enough."
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Date: 2009-06-21 01:58 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2009-06-20 04:41 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-06-20 06:04 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-06-20 06:09 am (UTC)Abe (dressed as old woman): "who's there?"
Gandhi (brandishing steam-powered knife-fork hybrid): "A knork!"
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Date: 2009-06-20 10:01 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-06-20 03:07 pm (UTC)I have found whom I believe to be the original creator. (http://ragbag.tumblr.com/post/110551152/half-the-fun-of-hybrid-cutlery-is-the-peculiar)
He also has this:
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Date: 2009-06-22 06:09 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-07-29 11:13 pm (UTC)It should be FRED - Fucking Ridiculous Eating Device. You can buy these. They are known as FREDs.