A Slice Of Life

[theweaselking]

Me: "So, who's making dinner tonight?"

torrain: [stares wide-eyed like a deer in the headlights. Blinks mournfully.]

Me: [Returns stare, yielding nothing]

torrain: "...I gave you candy!"

Me: "I TOOK your candy! It was mine by right of conquest!"


She has, for the record, made peanut butter and ham sandwiches. I have no idea which of us actually won this one.

Comments

[unknownpoltroon.livejournal.com]

Ham and peanut butter? Nobody won that one. Nobody.

[faeriemuriel.livejournal.com]

Similar slice of life:
Me: Would you make me a sammich?
Jon: What kind?
Me: I dunno. Something with cheese.
Jon:....Peanut butter and cheese. Got it.
Me: NO! *laughs and thinks he's joking*
Jon: *Comes back with a sweet smile and peanut butter and cheese on wheat*

[zastrazzi.livejournal.com]

That depends entirely on whether or not you ate said sandwich. If you did, she won.

[chizzer.livejournal.com]

Though if he didn't, then she also won for having not actually made dinner.

[zastrazzi.livejournal.com]

Good point. There's not a sane person around who would call that sandwich 'dinner'.

[torrain.livejournal.com]

Bacon and peanut butter, for the record, is delicious.

This was merely colder, softer, less salty bacon.

[lurkerwithout.livejournal.com]

Peanut butter is GOOD with cheese though. Ham + Peanut Butter? Thats just an abomination. Probably. Well maybe. I mean Bacon + Peanut Butter is pretty good. And Ham and Bacon are both pig-derived. Still...

[faeriemuriel.livejournal.com]

....You're yucky. = P

[matgb]

Did he accept this as dinner? If so, you definitely won, because it's now his turn, and you produced a ten-second job.

Unless of course you baked the bread yourself, which can create some interesting results...

[ryusen.livejournal.com]

In the end.. the girl always wins.. they are evil like that

[torrain.livejournal.com]

Hey, he insisted I take the pierogies.

[torrain.livejournal.com]

Well, kind of. See, he decided to go make us pierogies, and then there weren't enough, so I told him to go ahead and take what he wanted while I made a peanut butter sandwich, and he insisted on leaving me two pierogies, and he was taking out the lunchmeat to snag a slice of ham while I was making the sandwich, and he joked about PB&H, and I said sure. :D

So I had pierogies and PB&H sandwich and a fortune cookie, and he had pierogies and ham and a fortune cookie. I think we may be tied.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

I insisted you take *some of* MY perogies, because otherwise you'd have nothing to eat for dinner except PB+Ham sandwiches.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

This

*shudder*

[torrain.livejournal.com]

And that you would do this is a reminder of why I married you, dear. :D

[spazcat101.livejournal.com]

Yay! I thought I was the only one who liked peanutbutter-and-cheese sandwiches! Cheddar, especially. Mmm...

[hel]

PB&Ham sounds yummy. I mean, I eat and love cashew chicken, why not peanut ham?