I knew a steer once that thought he was a jackass. I would laugh every time I would hear him hee haw his ass off. I don't know where he got it from since he never met a donkey in his whole life!
Following are the lyrics for Leslie Fish's song "Werecow," supplied by Renee Huff. If you're feeling silly, you can sing it beneath the full moon.
There's a full moon in the pasture tonight Hangs like a fine and polished pearl, so pure and white The average guy finds so much beauty in its light But I'm a werecow Moo moo moo I'm a werecow Now I'm stuck It seemed so innocent when Bossy bit my hand I was just tryin' to milk her, but I didn't understand That Bossy really was Pierre the handyman He was a werecow Moo moo moo He was a werecow Moo moo moo By day I work the fields here on my daddy's farm By night I roam the neighbor's place in search of corn Chewin' my cud and tryin' to keep my udders warm I'm a werecow Moo moo moo I'm a werecow Moo moo moo The mornings after always make my family wince I know it's hard for them to try and make some sense Of finding me naked with my head stuck through a fence I'm a werecow Moo moo moo I'm a werecow Moo moo moo I'm a werecow I found this gypsy who said she could break the curse Said that she sympathized with me but she'd seen worse Said Lon Chaney, Jr. used to be a client of hers She was pretty, wore a real nice dress Shoot, I was impressed! She asked for money and I gladly said I'd pay But when she said a million bucks, I swear I was enraged So I bit that gypsy, and now, well, we're engaged She's a werecow Moo moo moo She's a werecow Moo moo moo She's a werecow And a pretty little heifer she is too These days the sheriff lets me spend the night in jail So I won't hurt nobody when the moon turns pale Or end up some entree at the local Steak & Ale I'm a werecow Moo moo moo I'm a werecow
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Date: 2009-08-24 10:06 pm (UTC)-- Steve has a vague, nagging memory of a Far Side cartoon with a take on this.
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Date: 2009-08-25 01:31 am (UTC)If you're feeling silly, you can sing it beneath the full moon.
There's a full moon in the pasture tonight
Hangs like a fine and polished pearl, so pure and white
The average guy finds so much beauty in its light
But I'm a werecow
Moo moo moo
I'm a werecow
Now I'm stuck It seemed so innocent when Bossy bit my hand
I was just tryin' to milk her, but I didn't understand
That Bossy really was Pierre the handyman
He was a werecow
Moo moo moo
He was a werecow
Moo moo moo By day I work the fields here on my daddy's farm
By night I roam the neighbor's place in search of corn
Chewin' my cud and tryin' to keep my udders warm
I'm a werecow
Moo moo moo
I'm a werecow
Moo moo moo The mornings after always make my family wince
I know it's hard for them to try and make some sense
Of finding me naked with my head stuck through a fence
I'm a werecow
Moo moo moo
I'm a werecow
Moo moo moo
I'm a werecow I found this gypsy who said she could break the curse
Said that she sympathized with me but she'd seen worse
Said Lon Chaney, Jr. used to be a client of hers
She was pretty, wore a real nice dress
Shoot, I was impressed! She asked for money and I gladly said I'd pay
But when she said a million bucks, I swear I was enraged
So I bit that gypsy, and now, well, we're engaged
She's a werecow
Moo moo moo
She's a werecow
Moo moo moo
She's a werecow
And a pretty little heifer she is too These days the sheriff lets me spend the night in jail
So I won't hurt nobody when the moon turns pale
Or end up some entree at the local Steak & Ale
I'm a werecow
Moo moo moo
I'm a werecow
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Date: 2009-08-25 08:34 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-08-25 02:25 pm (UTC)