See, Americans can't do this, because it would be FIFTY-TWO PANELS LONG (the 52nd panel, of course, for Guam, the U.S. Virgin Islands, Puerto Rico, Iraq, Afghanistan, and other US territories)
Okay, I can only suspend logic so far, even for the sake of humor - the cartoonist up there went over Manitoba, Alberta, and PEI, for christ's sake. Therefore we have to talk about America on the same terms, and that means Missouri and West By-God Virginia get the same treatment as Texas and Californication.
Bollocks: London - The world revolves from here. The North - Grim. Wales - Sheepfucking FTW. Scotland - Drink, fight, err... ...that's it. The rest - Can you show me the way to London?
Australia's equivalent would be very boring. NSW: We have Sydney, so we win. Victoria: We have Melbourne which is okay. Everywhere else: We are rednecks, and we suck. (ACT: Hey have the capital! You guys? Stop looking at Sydney! Pay attention to us! You guys?)
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Date: 2009-09-24 02:49 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-09-24 03:24 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-09-24 03:59 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-09-24 03:29 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-09-24 02:47 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-09-24 02:58 pm (UTC)London - The world revolves from here.
The North - Grim.
Wales - Sheepfucking FTW.
Scotland - Drink, fight, err... ...that's it.
The rest - Can you show me the way to London?
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Date: 2009-09-24 03:09 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-09-25 01:53 am (UTC)People up there are quite content with their flat caps, ferrets & trouble at t'mill.
It's the ones south of the Gap that want to be in London.
Clearly you failed your English Regional Stereotyping 'O' level.
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Date: 2009-09-25 02:18 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-09-25 10:58 pm (UTC)You forgot our whippets!
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Date: 2009-10-23 04:03 pm (UTC)*pats*
Nothing beyond the Watford Gap.
At all.
Do not go beyond the Watford Gap.
This message brought to you by "The Society to Prevent Soft Southern Shandy Drinkers coming to the nicer parts of the country and ruining it".
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Date: 2009-09-24 03:18 am (UTC)(no subject)
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