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[theweaselking]

USA declares war on Poland.

Comments

[eididdy.livejournal.com]

I guess he forgot about Poland too.

[snakey.livejournal.com]

...oops.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

Rule #1: there is no such thing as an unloaded firearm.

[dscotton.livejournal.com]

Don't be silly, the US doesn't declare wars. We just invade.

[lafinjack.livejournal.com]

Man, I heard about this yesterday, but they made it sound like something more significant than a peashooter M240.

[ed-dirt.livejournal.com]

It's only a "peashooter" as long as you don't take a hit yourself.

[lafinjack.livejournal.com]

Compared to the compliment of guns at a destroyer's disposal (stuff measured in inches instead of millimeters), yes, the M240 is a peashooter.

[hel]

Steps to clean a gun:
1-Make sure the gun is not loaded.
2-Check again.
3-Proceed.

[chizzer.livejournal.com]

I can't decide whether it's wrong or appropriate that I misread the ship's name as the "USS Rampage"