From The Daily Mail:

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[skington.livejournal.com]

Surely

1. House prices will go down

2. Asylum seekers!

3. er,

4. that's it

[crion.livejournal.com]

4. Nothing left to not be alarmed at when you hear a bustle in it.

[opaqueplanet.livejournal.com]

Rustles are heard, bustles (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bustle) are worn to accentuate the bum.

[crion.livejournal.com]

and we'll just beat this lame joke to death: http://www.google.com/search?q=stairway+to+heaven+lyrics (http://www.google.com/search?q=stairway+to+heaven+lyrics)

[opaqueplanet.livejournal.com]

oh I know. Which is why that line always makes me giggle.

[marlo.livejournal.com]

hahahaha :D