"You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity."

[theweaselking]

To everyone who is linking me to the "Texas bans all marriage" thing:

I linked it half a decade ago. WHEN IT WAS NEW.

I'm having trouble *finding* my link, but, fuckoff. It's forever fucking old. People clued in to the "no state equivalent in any way to marriage" to match "marriage" way back when.

So go away.